how could you even handle me?

you’re adorable fuck me against a wall

why are gay ppl told to tone down their gay but no one tells straight ppl to not wear fucking shorts in the snow

Fucking gorgeous.

me and the girls out on the town

I’m the girl on the right sitting down because my feet hurt and my shoes are uncomfortable

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

Gays don’t block in video games. We dodge roll or we die. Blocking is for straight people.

Me snatching back my declined credit card from the cashier

Me getting my V-card back from God after I get played

Do you ever look at guys hands and think fuck yes

Me and the girls on our way to chernobyl to drink the pond water

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

Pay attention #baby witches

catch me gardening topless at 5am telling my baby tomato plant about my bad dream