you see me on the front lawn in a short skirt and pom poms whooping and hollering and performing a complex cheer routine—the whole time staring straight up at the night sky. several quadrillion miles away, a black hole starts sucking in stars just a little bit faster
Hey not to derail this post or anything but how the fuck did you post that in the future
It’s simple; this website fucking sucks.
Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
She never finds out about perry fighting him cuz shes always trying to bust her brothers while doof liveblogs getting his ass kicked
they have carl blocked
(@cogcltrcorn )
Strange Bird
IM SORRY, A COMIC WRITTEN FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A CUCKOO CHICK??????
marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”
Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,
which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.
There are limitations to the benefits of being a marine biologist
"hey my husband and I watched your talk on cetaceans from across the room and we were impressed by your vibe"
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☆Rainbow Sword☆
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for the dagger users amongus
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Woe, slime sword be upon thee!
Alright fucking Slimecicle jesus christ
FLAMING SWORD
what the fuck do I do with all these swords
Don't cry, Nine of Swords tarot! There are many benefits to owning multiple swords. The main one is that you have swords. Hope this helps good luck!
If you take the bus, wave to the driver and thank them as you're getting off the bus.
Being a bus driver is an underappreciated and difficult job but still very vital to society. They still have to do customer service and deal with rude and even aggressive passengers, and on top of that have to deal with traffic and other drivers all day (and let's face it, there's a lot of bad drivers out there who aren't considerate about sharing the road). All while providing an invaluable service of getting us where we need to go. Showing them some appreciation can go a long ways for someone doing such an important job that usually gets little to no recognition or thanks.
never let being a girl stop you from being a boy
never let being a boy stop you from being a girl
Today's Seal Is: Eclair
chess inspired fashion
do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you
I initially did not clock that this was a tarot reference, so I was just nodding and going yeah I like imagine owning more swords to make me feel better too
gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.
engine update:
new contender for best community note of all time
whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far
Andrew Garfield about grief
I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet
like this
People drawing their encounters instead of filming strangers without their knowledge or consent: my beloved
really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite
yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.
this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"
legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff
I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.
