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@emotionalmotive

She/they. Scorpio. Weird pansexual cryptid, in love. 23
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I'm about to check my inbox on here and there better not be any clownery in there. there better not be any silly stuff. i am a serious man. a severe man. not a man of levity. and if i see so much as one frivolous or goofy message in that mailbox then, boy, i will be very upset. and i'm walking over there now to check it

The ONLY ending I don’t want for Good Omens is Aziraphale and Crowley becoming human. I’ve seen the whole “Immortals become human” thing done before, and it always feels unsatisfying to me. After everything they’ve been through, they deserve more than a small handful of years of peace and happiness. Crowley deserves to be able to see his nebula grow to full maturity.

Here to remind you that Will had a gun on him during mizumono and let himself be gutted and held instead of fighting back, and Hannibal had a notebook full of equations to figure out time travel because that’s how desperately he wanted to reverse time

one time i went up to my friend (also my coworker) and gave him hug from behind and just like held him there for a moment and our one regular client walked in and was like “huh….so are you guys like….winnie the pooh and piglet?” and i lost my fucking mind. what does that mean. i also said yes and that i was pooh.

me and this coworker are now dating and the same client client came into today and was like “sooo winnie the pooh and piglet?” again so we asked him what he meant and apparently those were the only two male fictional characters he could think of that hug

winnie the pooh heritage post

Second most insane part of Twilight btw is the part where Bella rips a piece of glass out of her leg and several minutes later Carlisle is like “she severed her femoral artery” like??? Severed??? She fully severed it??? And you weren’t more concerned about it??????? And then you let Edward take MORE of her blood????????? Dr Cullen I have concerns about your medical knowledge

The third most insane part is whatever the fuck is going on with the police force there. Charlie is the chief but somehow he is also the one investigating murders? Do you not have detectives? And if he’s chief of police in Forks then why is investigating murders that occur outside city limits?? I know you have a sheriff’s office there! I saw the cars! They’re different from the Forks PD cars! Why was Carlisle conducting an autopsy at the police department?? Is that where their morgue is? Is Carlisle also a forensic pathologist?? Is he the ME for the county?? There’s a lot of police stuff that happens in the movie that I have questions about. Why were you discussing confidential information about a series of murders in a public cafe Charlie?? You are the CHIEF OF POLICE I KNOW YOU KNOW THATS NOT ALLOWED

The most most insane part of Twilight is the racism, of course.

My brother is a librarian, and his library is one of the ones that hosts Drag Queen Story Time.

He is also 6'3", 300 lbs of Heavy Weapons Librarian.

This week, some karen showed up to take video of said storytime. She was unmoved by the director of the library telling her their policy against taking video in the children's room.

My brother was also unmoved. Specifically, he was unmoved from his position directly in the line of karen's cellphone. She got video of an acre of blue broadcloth shirt, and that's it.

Other people who showed up to scowl at the drag queen decided they had other things to do that day when my brother scowled at them. He inherited our Mama's scowl, and it's a good one.

Sometimes, an ally looks like a big fat bald white guy. Sometimes, an ally looks like a wall.