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How Did I Get Here?

@emotional-support-werewolf

Theo | They/them | 18 | nonbinary queer | your guess is as good as mine
Anonymous asked:

I don’t know anything about Pikmin but the art style is so cute. I just want a pikmin plush to hold in my two hands and squeeze with all my heart is that so bad?

No you are completely right. They are cute. They are so cute and should be hugged and protected do not look up the game mechanics. Do not look up the Pikmin game mechanics the Pikmin are always safe and happy

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Okay hard disagree it is NOT always your fault these guys have 4 cells in their entire body and NONE of them are a brain cell I have lost 30 pikmin in 1 to walking over a bridge because they just ran straight into the water. I have lost them to them just walking under the stairs. They do not have a survival instinct in 1. They have whatever the OPPOSITE of a survival instinct is. They will readily violate physics just to die.

Pikmin love to die violent deaths it's like enrichment to them 🤗

THIS NEW YEAR

  1. FUCK HARD
  2. FUCK NASTY
  3. TRANSEXUALIZE
  4. BECOME GOD
  5. BATHE IN MAGMA (Fresh! Clean!)
  6. SLAY THY FORMER SELF, THAT YOU MAY ARISE REBORN AS A PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES
  7. GET LOOSE AND SLIMEY WITH YOUR IDENTITY
  8. EXPERIMENT
  9. DRINK ALL THE VINEGAR YOU CAN FIND
  10. EAT BURGER