I was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where I got her and I said she was adopted from a shelter.
Boy: Have you told her yet?
Me: What?
Boy: Have you told her that she’s adopted?
Me: Yes, she knows.
Boy: That’s good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.
putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce
im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water…
(with deep respect for Margaret Wise Brown and Clement Hurd)
Once there was a little bunny who realized e was nonbinary. So e said to eir mother, “I am not a boy bunny or a girl bunny.“
“I love you, but I don’t understand,” sair eir mother
“Male and female bleed into each other like day and night,” said the little bunny. “There is space between them for sunrise and sunsets.“
"I’ve always thought of male and female like land and water,” said eir mother. “Separate.“
“If they were, then I would be a frog, who lives half in and half out of both,” said the little bunny.
"I’ve always seen female and male as light and shade,“ said eir mother. “Divided.”
"If they were, then I would be a cat, who lies half in and out of the sun,“ said the little bunny.
“I’ve always believed that male and female were like two trees,” said eir mother. “Distinct.”
"Then I would be a bird who flies back and forth between both,“ said the little bunny.
“Whether you are a sunrise, or a frog, or a cat, or a bird, I am still your mother. I will support you wherever you go,” said the mother bunny. “I love you.”
"I love you too,“ said the little bunny.
nonbunary
i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do
had another plant problem so i asked my mom..
Gays are happy
Why does she talk like some sort of hermit shaman who lives in a mossy cave
moms just talk like that in texts sometimes
Pokemon: Hey here’s just a fucking sheep All of us in unison:
Gattsu was elegantly resting against the leaf, so I took my camera out to take pics… as soon as he noticed me he YELLED and I didn’t even see him do it until I looked at the photos after. I think he’s screaming for food, boy’s always hungry!
A “cathedral mound” created by termites
I want to live there
