Sometimes

release your inner bitches feel the rain on your skin 

A.J Hamilton.

If snakes were wide instead of long.

yall ever be losing your fucking mind but chilling at the same time

Some writers will understand

Relatable

remember.

THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

this is how harry styles sees the world

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

Rami Kadi spring 2021 couture

i am the sexiest person alive. i am frightening to behold. i am a menace to society. i am going to fight god. i am falling asleep. i am a gargoyle on a church roof. i am the shadow that runs alongside your car at night. i am just some guy. i am a haunted theme park.

I never speak a sentence without saying actually, genuinely, seriously, or literally because I need everyone to know how sincere I am about the bullshit that comes out of my mouth

When he starts choking u and asks “u like that?”……………. first of all, I am suicidal.

My mom is a teacher and she asked her students what was hard about virtual learning and one kid said not knowing who is tall or short and everyone agreed