holy shit look at the people who wrote the spongebob musical songs

This is going to go so fucking hard

holy fuck!!

These two are my everything

my mom’s computer has been banned from editing wikipedia for 2 weeks because i turned mitt romney into a mythological character 

You are my role model

the signs when sad

Aries: pushy, mean, slightly aggressive but all they want is a supportive hug Taurus: impatient yet sensitive  so they isolate themselves, binges on anything in sight, comforting conversations and rants tend to cure it Gemini: silent, keeps it a secret, nerves and overthinking, needs to lean on others but never admits it Cancer: shuts off all communication with others, cries silently to self, snug blankets, long hugs and warm cups of tea help Leo: brushes it off externally while it eats them up inside, music and a social event is sure to brighten their day Virgo: overthinks everything making themselves feel worse, reading to try distract their mind Libra: numb, bottles it all up, wallows in themselves, socializing with people who truly care Scorpio: cries at night, stays away from people and parties, fresh air and the open road clears their mind to free their emotions Sagittarius: takes it out on other people in the form of anger, knows exactly what to say to affect you, allow them to simmer and calm Capricorn: lack of motivation, on edge and very tense, seems blank and emotionless, a good long bubble bath with a glass of wine will help them relax Aquarius: untalkative and cold, quieter than usual, normally doesn’t want any attention when feeling this way Pisces: feels every negative thought all at once, anxiety rules them, irritable, retreats into their own world, needs someone close to trust with their life to help

Tru ♓️

This is...terrifyingly accurate 😐♌️

Asking the hard-hitting questions these days…who THE FUCK is beebo? New shirt on Teespring, this week only.

I found this on Twitter

I should show this to my dad who doesn't understand sheet

@people who sleep with their socks on: why do you do that to yourself? :/

People who don’t: do you ENJOY having cold feet??

that’s what the blanket is for end this blanketphobia

If you wear socks to bed they actually can cut off circulation to your feet.

I ALMOST JUST TYPED BRENDON AT THE DISCO

and i love the way you hurt me

*dies*

Can I have a new one?

I just got accepted into my first choice university program. It’s one of the hardest programs to get into in Canada.

CONGRATS BROSIF!

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That tag tho omfg XD