I’m sorry, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

I love this website

Cas: i love you 🥺

Dean for the past few days on tumblr dot com:

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

I DON’T THINK YOU SHOULD WAIT, I THINK YOU SHOULD SPEAK NOW

Elon Musk posted this screen shot of his account. See that little picture in the corner? That means he has a connected account with that pfp.

People found it.

And it's weird.

tldr; elon has a burner account where he roleplays as a toddler

Ignorance was bliss

calamity wedding

Eugene gets me

HAPPY LIMINAL SPACEMAS, COUCHES

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

I am here to set the record straight. I stole the post because I wanted to get a lot of notes. I didnt even like the post

bert and ernie go to ikea

TIL after capturing Alexandria, Diocletian ordered his soldiers to kill until the blood reached his horse’s knees. As if on cue, the horse fell, staining its knees in blood. He took the gods’ hint, and stopped the massacre. After he left, the Alexandrians erected built a statue in the horse’s honor.

via reddit.com

NGL, if I was alive in 80 BC, that would make me believe in god. Couldn’t be a more obvious hint lmao.

Clea 📸

tumblr should just let apple remove them from the app store. closed ecosystem.

CANNOT stop thinking about the Josh fight. Over 100 guys named josh got together to fight with pool noodles and they all decided that the winner was a five year-old so tiny the Burger King crown was too big for him. And they lifted him into the air and cheered like he was Simba. Earth is a good place to be after all

i can assure you, my cock is nothing but a nuisance and a burden. it is not worth being excited about.

This website is free but by god we pay for it in other ways

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

have you ever been cheated on?

i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams

i feel like im losing my god damn mind every second i read this

HUH?!?