I would rather die than give up dark themes and the overwhelming comfort and connection I experience because of them
ME: what strain are we smoking FRIEND: it's called Hapsburg Gas. One hit's supposed to make you feel like the master of all Europe ME: i dunno, we're about a bowl in and I don't feel shit FRIEND, FIVE MINUTES LATER: dude. You have a single testicle, black as coal, and your head is full of water. Is that normal for you ME, STRUGGLING TO STAND UPRIGHT OVER THE WEIGHT OF MY JAW: Do you have. My cousin's number
girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life
Getting Into Knives by the mountain goats is a Sam and John Winchester song
yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
Anonymous asked:
I support Aziraphale's wrongs and it is very true that running away and going to heaven are both bad plans that wouldn't make either of them happy. However. Metaphorically Crowley was excommunicated and kicked out of his house at 16 for coming out and Aziraphale is a 40 year old closet case from the same church who spent years calling him a sinner every time the guilt of being friends with an apostate got to be too much & then finally Aziraphale left the church and Crowley thought they could be happy but THEN four years later an archbishop was caught in a sex scandal & the board of directors invited him back in to "lead a change of direction" and said they'd let Crowley come back too and Aziraphale just rocked up like good news! You don't have to be evil anymore. You can come back to the church! I fixed it.
Scream…so true and I’ll never get tired of us explaining their situation in real world terms
But heres the drinker
he is dinking ‼️
In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.
This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.
i'm thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
