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are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself
ivan-fyodorovich
what are you the coping mechanism police or something
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braineaterz-deactivated20220525
you ever just get hit with a wave of realisation of how truly alone you are
Fuck me up
people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship.
knownonsense8
It’s 100% or nothing at all. May I be alone and happy until then 🤟
w-r-o-u-g-h-t
honestly fuckin “lovecraft inspired” games are everywhere and in every genre except the one they really need to be in
farming sims
like nothing says lovecraft like being aware of cosmic terror in your town and being unable to do anything about it so you sort of just tend to your radishes and hope everything turns out okay but you pull up one of your radishes and there’s a human head at the base of the stalk and you drop it as soon as you make eye contact with it but once you go to pick it up again it’s a normal radish
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This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:
Cooking Skills:
Health Skills:
Mental Health Skills:
Relationship and Social Skills:
Job Hunting Skills:
Other Skills:
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ai-papi-deactivated20201124
sometimes i lay in bed with thoughts in my head and i don’t really mind if they explode positivity or negativity. sometimes i put on my headphones and turn on music to its maximum volume. usually sad songs that make me happy or rock music to fill me with the energy i don’t quite have. sometimes i like to stay on a comfy sofa full of blankets, in total darkness. it is me myself and i, and my little galaxies inside me. sometimes i love sunny days because they bring joy with flowers and sometimes i like rainy days, the sound of the rain, the wind that blows away my thoughts. sometimes i seem to be dead and sometimes i seem to be alive. sometimes i am so full and sometimes i am so empty. sometimes it all gets a little too much and sometimes not as much as i need
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The Option XII
Summary: Your plans go into motion
Warnings: Death/murder, smut
A/N: This is the end! Thank you all for going on this ride with me. I hope it leaves you satisfied.
Bucky lunged. You tried to get out of the way, but his hand was on your throat in a second. You brought your arm up like he taught you to chop it down. Then you moved your foot behind his knee to try and knock him to the ground.
This was so so good! The pace of the story was just perfect and the characters were so on point. A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. The best fic I have ever read and I already read a lot in my time on Tumblr and Ao3!! 👍 Every single chapter was gold, I absolutely loved it.... but that means there is going to be no more chapters after this one 😢 it's the end of these two😫 I don't mind that much tho because it was a satisfying ending 😄
Hey all! Some of you are asking about the bear incident. I will tell you in due course, but for now ill give you a teaser
It involves a bear, a tree, and a lack of pants
nightowlett
Well I’d be worried if the bear was wearing pants…
To clarify. Im lacking pants
oceanstops
hopefully you’re fully equipped with as many pants as you need at this point in time, i’d be much more worried if you didn’t have any pants at all.
To clarify AGAIN: AT THE TIME OF THE BEAR INCIDENT I WAS LACKING PANTS
CURRENTLY I HAVE MANY PANTS AT LEAST 2 OK
hermionously
Okay but did the tree have pants
THE BEAR HAD NO PANTS I HAD NO PANTS AND THE TREE HAS MY PANTS OK
YOU WERE ROBBED BY A TREE???
…..maybe…..not exactly
that-obnoxious-roommate
As a non-native speaker I always wonder: pants as in two long tubes of fabric that go down to your ankles or pants as in the underwear. Please tell me it’s the latter
I mean at that point it was both
A tree panty thief… i always knew trees were suspicious…
Wait, how does the bear fit in??
DAMMIT YOU GUYS
I WAS GONNA GIVE THIS ONE TO YOU LATER WITH PROPER THOUGHT AND WRINTING BUT NO YA’LL HAVE NO CHILL
BUCKLE UP FRIENDS YOU’RE IN FOR A WILD RIDE
Ok so i’m twelve. little twelve year old Rekina. I was a scout for most of my life, so the forest is like home to me ok. In a city i get super turned around, can’t find my way around to save my life
but drop me in a forest? man ill have an entire camp set up and find my way out in less than a day ok im wilderness survivor exrtordinare
So i’m out camping with my troop. We’re big kids now so the adults dicthed us for our very own solo three day hike
let me just say that my troop didn’t like me. I was the quiet nerd kid who read alone in my tent and kicked everyones aass at lighting fires, when they all were sneaking in booze, peeping on girls, and failing to light fires
So one afternoon while i’m out hunting for supper (a task no one has succeeded at, they just wanted me out of the way. fools) i discover i severly have to pee. So i got ahead and prop mysef agaisnt a tree as you do
Now, when you’re a girl, you don’t get the lucury of just whipping it out and pissing on a mushroom ok you have to remove all clothing from the lower half and squat agsint a tree like a weight lifter
so im doing my thing, my pants around my ankles, when i hear the bushes near by rustling
Those fucking boys i swear im going to kick their asses if they’re spying on me
but im midstream and you don’t just stop midtsream ina forest cause then you drip all over your under wear and its not fun
I get two more seconds of peaceful pee time
BAM the bush fucking explodes
i scream, and almost fall over because my legs are getting tired ok peeing in a forest is hard work for women let me get an amen
But its fine, i look over and it isn’t one of the boys
it’s a baby bear no threat to me
I continue about my buisness.
wait
baby bear =
mama bear
Sure enouogh the second i think that she rears up from behind the bush
now this thing is gigantic im talking would knock an nba player away from the hoop and get a slam dunk with out even trying ok
huge
I don’t move. I;m racking my brain like ok what did the manual say to do what would indiana jones do shitshitshitshit well ok as long as it doesn’t see me im safe ill just wait for it to go away and make no noise
she looks over and roars
had i not already been peeing i would have pissed my pants
I was caught, literally, with my pants down.
I think its time to beat a hasty retreat i threw the manual and indiana jones out the window
id like to say i calmly made my escape, floating like a graceful ballerina
didnt happen
i waddled away like a psychotic penguin screaming and flailing and being decidedly ungraceful ok i would have made Mumble proud for how my my little feet were moving i was like a penguin tap star
I booked it, desperaty trying to pull up my pants so i can at least die not looking like Bert from mary poopins doing his ridiculous little dance
so im running for life, a big ass knife in my hand and i know i won’t be able to stab this thing
or out run it
or out last it
i couldnt out anything it
but im good at climbing
I beeline for this massive oak and scramble up that thing like a penguin, squirel hybrid. I prop my self up on one f the high branches, stilling trying to pull up my pants, but that’s kind of hard while your ass is being tickled by fire ants
lets just say i took the short cut down
I plummeted face first out of the tree, screaming like a banshee
The bear screamed back andd ran away because when i say banshee i mean banshee ok i have the shriek of a dolphin on helium
suddenly im not falling.
A branch had snagged my jeans and now i was dangling maybe ten feet of the ground by my pants
in a true, rekina, cliche move, i slip from the branch and crsh the ground completely unharmed (except for my bruise dignity) and somehow managed to not stab myself with my knife on the way down
on small problem
i left my pants in the tree.
The branch had flung my three layers of pants three different ways
my underwear fluttered to the ground beside me like the graceful ballerina i wish i was
my long underwear was twisted around a branch not far above my head
and my jeans had been freaking rocketed into one of the highest branches, the bough too thin for me to climb
i so i put on my now fire ant infested under wear (after doing my best to clean them and quickly snag my long johns because i know one thing for certain
i still see baby bear
mama is coming back
I high tail it like i have never high tailed before ok i was hauling ass outta there
I sprint for a good minute or so when suddenly a brown blur shoot from he bush and im thinking oh shit ima dead man so i do the only logcal thing because im going down fighting aint no bear gonna find me curled on the ground
i lashed out with my knife like a frickin knight in shining armour except im not a knight
and im in my under wear
and it wasn’t a bear
in my amazing survival stab the beast reflexes i didn’t notice how low to the ground i was aiming
i had stabbed a water rat
you can bet your ass im not wasting that meat
I scoop it up, its blood splatterd all over my face and strut back towards camp
i roll in there pantsless, covered in blood, dirt, and fire ant, grinning like a maniac
“I found supper”
none of the boys ever peeped on me again
How are you even still alive
I wish i knew
Mother fucker this is exactly why the aliens are never going to attack earth. A furious monster attacked a human youngling while as vulnerable as possible and the youngling not only survived, it also climbed a tree half naked, scared the monster away, and caught dinner for it’s pack members with a blade. Not to mention we’re all just chillin’. Laughing about a terrifying near death experience.
Story of my life bro (literally)
Alright fess up which of you jerks brought this back while i was gone
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serotnin
how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms
serotnin
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Masterlist
All the series have smut somewhere in there (entire chapters dedicated to them; in case someone wants to skip without ruining the pace of the story, you can absolutely do that)
Some one-shots and two-shots have been marked with ^fluff and *smut.
Loki x Reader
Sun- Part 1 (written as a one-shot that got extended into a series)
It’s The Avengers
Bucky x Reader
J.B.B., Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13 (Concluded till Avengers 4)
Blame It On Your Beats, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10 (Concluded)
Steve x Reader
Without Question, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12 (Ongoing)
Natasha x Reader
Devil’s No. 1 (Loki, Bucky, Reader)
Prologue, Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10
Infinity War (Loki survives)
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
gossipseer
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
loke-laufeyjarson
This is still valid!
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So I managed to 1.) find safety town clip in decent quality and 2.) somehow get it to upload here
turtlenotforsale
four minutes and twelve seconds that changed the world
My brian just somehow assumed they were talking about lazy town or what this kid show was called and was really confused
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Come get this dick-fil-a
meatfighter
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
meatfighter
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
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Tag games
Tag 10 followers you would like to get to know better
Tagged by the amazing @blueeyedjaguar
Nickname: Patricia
Gender: female
Height: 157cm
Sexuality: Loki and hiddlesconda
MBTI: i don’t what this mean
Favorite color: Gloden
My choice for a last meal: rice and stuffed tomatoes
Favorite animal: crow
Favorite music: loreena mckennitt, van morrison, Celine Dion, Britney
Dream trip: Egypt, Middle Earth, Asgard, England
Random stuff: idk what to say about me i tag: @elainqueenoffireandroses @lasimo74allmyworld @fassymioamor8 @13wstwndrlnd @theincaprincess @disneymarina @lokikingofasgardslover713 @6-welcometomynightmare-6 @x-wingwarriorbbpoe8 @blackirisposts @bambamwolf87 @brianna-sama @calicoskatts @daenyara @emmaschhh @fadingcoast @rrainydayy
So my Tumblr fucking crashed but this is cute so I'm going to write all that shiii again ugh. Anyways thanks @moonfaery !😀
Nickname: have none bc nothing rhymes with Emma
Gender: female
Height: 170cm
Sexuality: I like cute boys with a bad side that's all
MBTI: birb idk?
Favourite colour: Dark rainy grey
My choice for a last meal: ugh can't choose
Favourite animal: snow leopard
Favourite music: Horny with a dark undertone would be the right genre I guess even though I like almost everything besides metal and country
Dream trip: England and Caribbean
Random stuff: I'm not as depressed anymore as my profile might seem even though I still feel very lost in life; I love all animals (besides insects) but I love cats just a tiny bit more; I am actually very self-cautious and shy even if I often seem extroverted
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