i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this the jelly bean guy???

@raevenlywrites the WHO???

The guy who does the mice with jelly beans

And dreidels, apparently

I almost didn’t click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like

BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good

Anastasia (1997) Ocean’s Eight (2018) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) The Witches (1990)

sluts (honorific)

God I love looking through my tags

is the dude in the fucking awesome pink pants the same dude from the ra ra rasputin video?

@rogue-cas-whore

RASPUTIN GUY MY BELOVED 👏👏👏👏👏

nature is healing

just leaving this here

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

the muppets, 1x02: “Hostile Makeover”

no offence but let yourself be ugly!! you don’t have to fix your hair if you’re not going anywhere you don’t have to cover up ur spots or change out of your lounge pants to go buy milk like damn we really gotta let ourselves be comfortable without constantly apologising for just looking normal and it’s hard but i think we need to practice looking in the mirror and saying i look ugly af today and that’s okay!! tru self care is letting urself be ugly tbh

I love this version of self-love because it’s much more feasible for people who are self-conscious. Like it takes years of powerful reconditioning to convince yourself that your flaws, like stretch marks or acne or cellulitis, are attractive. It’s basically impossible for most people.

But learning to say “so what, I’m ugly, there’s more to life” not only overwrites this narrative that we have to feel attractive in some way (which is bs) but also reroutes your actual attention to just, living, instead of examining, evaluating, and judging your appearance

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

this is my fucking worst nightmare

being straight must be so exhausting

You never seen a girl so sad and sorry as I was The boys in town are all my kin and my father is the pa If this continue I shall die a single miss So I'll go to mother and complain to her of this

Oh daughter, haven't I taught you to forgive and to forget Even if this all is true, still you needn't fret Your father may be father to all the boys in town, still He's not the one who sired you, so marry who you will

- from Johnny Be Fair by Buffy Sainte-Marie 

where is the photo of the frog statue that has a pussy i need it

this one?

RVRVDJSKKFBSK NO THATS NOT THE ONE I WAS THINKING BUT THOSE ARE CERTAINLY SOMETHING

is it this one?

YES YES YES YES THABK YOU SO MUCH

Stop photoshopping the sad eyes…

MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster