Dumbledore: I need your help
Harry: Hang on I have to ask my parents
Dumbledore: wha-
Harry: *pulls out a Ouija board* Hey mom and dad, can I go with Dumbledore in a mission?
Lily and James from the afterline: A-B-S-O-L-Y-T-E-L-Y N-O-T
Harry: They said no :/
Dumbledore:
quick, gandalf my dude, lay down a sick bassline for me
Why would you hide this in the tags?
Glamdring, the Bass Hammer
floozys
is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out
she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch







