• Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but there’s not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so it’s either too strong or too weak
• A piano that hasn’t been played since the 1980s
• A room that’s always closed and has adults talking behind it but you’re not quite sure who they are or if they ever leave
• Donuts that you’re not allowed to eat
• Scented markers and multicolored craft sticks in an old basket
• Veggie tales on VHS and two rolling tvs on ancient tv stands
• A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it
• This table:

• that one bitch who’s always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degrees 
• Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal
• Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5″x11″ paper folded in half 
• Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take home 
• Glitter but not in the joyful gay way
• Moms in fleece 

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