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Emily B. Martin

@emilybeemartin

Author | Illustrator | Ranger www.emilybmartin.net she/her

Your racoon comic escaped containment and made me follow you XD (also it is such a pleasure to see another Boromir and/or Sean Bean fan. ) Thank you for your art!

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Thank you friend! My deepest wish is to fill the world with feral raccoons and grungy Sean Bean.

Your work is fantastic!! Do you ever sell originals?

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Thank you! I don't sell originals because I typically draw and paint on both sides of my pages in my sketchbooks, but I do have an INPRNT shop with prints:

If there's something specific you're interested in, I'm happy to list it for you! The only work I don't sell is my Queen's Thief fan art, because we share a publisher and copyright gets weird.

Apologies for going radio silent after the onslaught of raccoon comics. Shortly after posting the third installment, I dislocated my shoulder for the nth time, which I can only assume was the ghost of Tolkien taking his revenge. I have some updates to pressing questions people have been having re: the raccoon and its various relationships with relevant characters, but they'll just have to happen in their own time. Meanwhile YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY HARDER, TOLKIEN

I hope this isn't weird, but the one picture of Boromirs raccoon crying is such a mood...would it be okay to use it as a profile picture if I give credit?

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Sure, go for it! Thanks for asking!

your Legolas is definitely the prettiest 🥺♥️ the official Legolas for me even

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What's funny is that even though I've been drawing brown-haired and -skinned Legolas since like 2005, the raccoon comic is definitely the dumbest I've ever drawn him. Normally I make him real heroic:

Here he is heroically patrolling a Mirkwood escarpment (2017)

And watching the destruction of Mt. Doom while favoring a heroically bowstring-burnt forearm (2019) and staring heroically into the distance in Rohan (2016)

Thank you so much for that masterpiece with the raccoon, best thing I’ve ever seen here lmao

(For real, your art is just…amazing doesn’t cover it, I have no words)

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Thank you! Means a lot. And thank you for journeying along through this trash compactor with me.

Hello!

I've gained a lot of new followers recently, so I figured it was time to reintroduce myself:

I'm Emily!

I'm a fan artist! I love the Queen's Thief, Lord of the Rings, and forgotten early-aughts shows about problematic soldiers!

I'm an illustrator! My most recent book is a science-fantasy middle grade field guide to mermaids and their ecosystems!

I'm an author! I've written five epic fantasy novels about characters slogging through wilderness, overthrowing corrupt systems, and occasionally falling in love with each other! The three disaster children below are from my duology, The Outlaw Road!

I'm a park ranger! I like to bring my watercolors on hikes and paint the places I've worked and visited!

You can also find me on Instagram!

What will I post next? Who knows? Not me!

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

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But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.

A few months later

All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

Celebrating Mermay with some snippets from A Field Guide to Mermaids, my most recent picture book from Macmillan Kids! You can buy it for the mermaid lovers and nature nerds in your lives from wherever you prefer to buy your books!