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*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

I feel you tyler, I feel you..

is this the hot bearded guy’s friend

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots.

this post is a mess.

Aurora is the Disney HBIC.

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

me in Spanish class

spanish class

when i see my selfie on my dash

straight boys dress like randomised sims

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

following back  ☾

i’m going to microwave you next

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

When my mom throws a family party

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP