I wanted to draw a comic about a fish mom in an office then realized i don’t know anything about offices or fishes

Okay but I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

strange and weird that me not shaving my legs & leaving them in their natural fuzzy state and really never thinking about it is seen as an active choice, and maintaining nakey bald legs with careful weekly upkeep is seen as a default

My mother kept asking why I’m “making a statement” Like. I am doing nothing. I am not making a political protest using hair as shock factor saying female shaped people should be able to have hair. I just. Am existing as a female shaped person, who happens to have hair. It’s nothing to do with me if you are shocked.

anxious pet dad

Credits : 9gag

Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.

4-Dimensional Rotation

Wicked horse

me trying to fall asleep drunk

New The Secret Knots. This time featuring patreon cameos as followers of the spontaneous airport cult.

hotoffthenest - Svart Hona

damn CNN tried to get #AskACop trending but it backfired completely and twitter isn’t holding back

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

Reblogging because someone probably needs to hear this.

Another proposal: four Peter Parkers living in an apartment New Girl style. Starring Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Jake Johnson, and Tom Holland.

There's no explanation. No questioning why four guys with the same name live together. They just do.

They all, however, think there is only one Spiderman.

Spiderman: Into the Spider-Flat

they still can't afford rent

They're all consistently confused when the news reports on one of the other spider-men saving people at times and places they KNOW they weren't there for but rationalize it away like "I dunno, I mean... Maybe I just forgot...? It's been busy today I might have like... Hm... I.... "

It's filmed sitcom style and the main focus is all the Peter Parkers hiding that they are Spider-Man from the other tenants

any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house…..  u have my permission….  u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind?  u can do that…..  wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle?  alright friend, go for it

WHAT a goddamn mood

hashtag relatable man

but I always thought you were cool

adhd things

- sitting down to do work and suddenly it’s been an hour and you still haven’t done anything - only being able to watch 30 seconds of a youtube video before moving on to the next one that looks interesting - what did i need from my bedroom again? - why did i just unlock my phone? what did i need to do? - (also unlocking your phone and getting distracted by 30 other things and not doing what you set out to do) - there isn’t this one specific easy to make thing in the fridge so i guess i can’t eat - this paragraph is too long and all the words are blending together  - “stop bouncing your leg it’s annoying” - “but everyone does [insert symptom here]”

WAIT a sec

when i die

me: wassup bro lol god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)