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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
So true. Here's a Candy Darter for your troubles. They're critically endangered and only live in a few creeks in West Virginia. Aren't they pretty?
WAIT
HOL UP
Me if I were a dog
guy who does a cost benefit analysis that concludes killing the ceo is the most profitable opinion
The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.
House M.D. | 1x12 Sports Medicine
forgor includes babies even tho they technically dont rly remember anything
I was alive at the time, but i was like... 2? So yeah safe to say i didn't exactly commit that to memory
Every time the interpid heroes refer to "junior year" I (not American) get confused for a second because junior year should be the first one. Did I accidentally skip back to the first season? No this is your third one. How are you junior. It always takes me a second to remember that they're not named sensibly.
... do you not have freshmen and sophomores? were they eaten by drop bears?
We number our grades. Far less confusing. Giving them nonsensical codenames is a you thing.
Also, because it's Tumblr I have to spell everything out. Use your own personal definition of what constitutes a major versus a minor holiday
happy sparkle on its wednesday monday
thinking about creatures.
look at this thing
Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button
If this was repeated in the GE the tories wouldn’t even have enough seats to be the official opposition
going absolutely feral over this collection of items that washed up on Cornish beaches Lego Lost At Sea on twitter
"Not sea glass but fragments of plastic car tail lights, indicators and brake lights, probably washed into storm drains after heavy rain, eventually making their way to the sea." Lego Lost At Sea on twitter OUGH
If you come in you don’t have to come out
the way this is like baaaaarely parody
bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing
ohhh boy i love fanart!!
why is he white
