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Ah, what a beautiful Duwang.. *chew* || She/her, 32y/o, sweden. Trans and wlw. || This blog is all over the place.

the ten commandments

  1. thog don't caare
  2. if it sucks hit da bricks
  3. play the cards i'm given
  4. pobody's nerfect
  5. this mess is a place
  6. fuck it we ball
  7. it's so over
  8. we're so back
  9. what if the world was made of pudding
  10. there is good in every day
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Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨

ohhhhum i don’t know…. sorry *puts my hands in my pocket* *walks away glumly *walks into a parking lot*seagull attack

STAR WARS OUTLAWS (2024) Massive Entertainment | An Ubisoft Studio

“These are dangerous times. At least, that’s what I hear. The Empire? They’re everywhere. But the world here… belongs to the syndicates. If I want to survive, I have to play their game. I’ve been held back my whole life. And now, I just need a chance to finally be free. Wherever that takes me. The underworld shows no mercy, but it’s a big galaxy out there and I’m gonna risk it all.”

imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven

another clean shaven guy enters the other side and exits wearing the first guy's beard but slightly crooked

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.