Compromise between free healthcare and paid healthcare: Sponsored healthcare
Your grandma’s stay is free of charge, but every 5 minutes the heartrate monitor will play a Raid: Shadow Legends ad.
Just let me die, thanks
Your IV drip is sponsored by G-Fuel. Every bag comes filled with a little surprise.
How dare you to hide this in the tags?
This is worse than any capitalist dystopia novel created to date
Both statements are true
Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn't know it because the term won't be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.
Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You're cursed by desert demons.
actually we have recorded texts of sumerian warriors describing symptoms that closely match ptsd, and the diagnoses was not desert demons, but rather "Those dudes you killed are still attacking you with their ghosts because you killed them"
butch transfem/fem transmasc con artist duo that get into hijinks and fall in love with each other
you should run for office
Your impact on other people is bigger than you think. Someone still giggles when they think of that funny thing you said. Someone still smiles when they think of the compliment you gave them. Someone silently admires you. The advice you gave has made a difference for people. The support and love you've offered others has made someone's day. Your input and opinions have made someone think twice. You are not insignificant and forgotten. Your existence makes a positive difference, whether you see it or not.
when a boy tries to shotgun a bong hit with me i always suck it out of his mouth like a *remembers i cant say “dementor” because harry potter is a significant part of an ongoing culture war against trans people* like a Ghostbuster
Women in STEM (Sleepiness, Time for bed, Extremely comfy sheets, Mattresses)
you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that
every time trans people are unabashedly horny for each other on the internet an angel gets its tits
gay sex won’t fix this. it’ll probably make this worse. that being said don’t you want to see how much worse it can get?
it should be 100% legal to go in abandoned buildings. like nobody is using it for anything why can't i go in
Isn't this how you get murdered?
no. it's how you get poisoned by mold or crushed by broken floorboards or whatever but there aren't murderers just hanging out in every abandoned building like cockroaches
