Life is devine chaos

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

Important Conversations 

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

via @funnyordie

http://www.psychofactz.com/

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up

Lupita Nyong’o’s photos and outtakes from OscarWrap Magazine (November 26, 2013)

Look at God

shoutout to my pets for knowing when i’m sad and upset and giving me unconditional love and attention

I often wonder about the repercussions this scene has had in our economy. i genuinely ponder about it for at least fifteen minutes a day. i wish it was calculable 

someone hire me and a team of economists to figure this out for a cover story 

with great power comes a great electricity bill

Aziz Ansari just came out as a feminist with one perfect analogy

Seth Casteel, the photographer behind Underwater Dogs, is back with the adorable series Underwater Puppies (available at Barnes & Noble). Casteel, who taught over 1500 puppies how to swim, hopes to raise awareness of rescue and adoption as well as water safety for pets with these playful photos.

Next time on Doctor Who 8.05 “Time Heist” ▬ You will rob the bank of Karabraxos

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

Powder, 2014 | by Marcus Palmqvist