i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless

the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

— Albert Einstein (via hplyrikz)

“ When the kiss is so good that you end up having sex. “

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

you flirting: hey beautiful

me flirting:

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

“Stay evil doll face.”