i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

Two headed calf moodboard

#reblogging agaim just so ppl know that reason why the buddy cant stay alive is cuz hes gonna die in 2 days or less#two headed cows cant survive and usually are born dead and have a lot of medical problems#so rather than a tramatic death they get put down safely#cant keep him but can love him enough to not let him suffer

I’ve been pretty ok with being single but damn I want a cute guy to kiss

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

not to forget its twin “i know (roughly) what you’re saying, but what are those words?”

Plus the secret triplet “I managed to get your drift but I don’t know how to answer you”.

This entire segment was gold. From start to finish.

The animosity. The grace.

This shit was genuinely like a super villains monologue, down to the shoe just barely missing her even though she didn’t dodge at all

ULTIMATE "OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK" CHECKLIST

CLEANING

KITCHENWARE

LIVINGROOM

BEDROOM

DININGROOM

BATHROOM

MISCELLANEOUS

FOOD STUFF

lavendersucculents

im keeping this for future reference

need this now thanks MUCHHHH

Facts people don’t think like that well organized

Stole this from 2019, just thought I share it here first.

🙏

I’m getting drunk for a week straight when Trump gets arrested 

14 year old me searching yahoo answers to find out if i’m gay:

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

This is the money abuelita, reblog this in the next five minutes to receive the best news of your life

Bruh this a new one gotta try it out

this is like how a dream feels

boost boost boost boost boost

oh my god this is such an important movie oh my god

im shaking so hard

and crying

i hadn’t seen the trailer until tonight like

i’d heard so much naysaying from tumblr users who just

dont understand

how good

how progressive

how fucking progressive everything about this fucking movie is

it needs to be received

now.

this movie could have spared me YEARS of pain. me and thousands of others like me.

i’m in shock, i’m shaking, oh my fucking god there’s a movie about me and it’s beautiful, i can find myself in a character this is amazing

Boost the fuck!

GUYS

@prinxietys @analogical-trash @thatsthat24

Omg yessssss

This isn’t actually a misreblog, but this needs to be boosted because it’s so hecking awesome and everyone deserves to see this movie ❤️

I’m actually bawling this is so important and beautiful

Theres a movie about being transgender

About being a transgender man

About family

About the struggles that come with it

This is so important

This is amazing

This is beautiful

It wasn’t loading so I was like ?? What is it and I was getting excited then I just saw a clip of him doing sit ups and I went THREE GENERATIONSSS

This movie is so wonderful omg guys

I thought this is on netflix but YES! THIS!!! BOOST THIS!!

@vldrocketeer @itsyaspacedad

Oh my gosh 💕💕 I almost started crying just from the trailer 😭

kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth

am I doing this right

That’s not  justice

reblog until ur fingers bleed

This is AmeriKKKa everybody