Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

Nightmare image

jazz apple

Drumstick

Rugelach

Ramen

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

Pink slips

Love your body.

A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff? Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff. 13 Going on 30 (2004) dir. Gary Winick

its nice to know that this is something that other people do too.

I’m gonna die

Never in my life have I hear a black person with a Scottish accent… very interesting.

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough* ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting