Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"
remember, it's imperative to turn your aesthetic preferences into moral ones. you can't just dislike neutral colors, or glass-and-steel skyscrapers, or flat design, they have to be symbols of neoliberal capitalism in decay. it's incredibly important that you make sure everybody knows that the only reason anyone could like the things you don't like is that they're an empty shell of a person.
Learning a lot
Daleek the type of guy to capsize the birch bark canoe. Daleek the type to try and trade low-quality furs for a European cooking pot. Daleek acts like he's Makwa clan but he's really Ajijaakwe. And so on and so forth
dispensary worker: yeah man sorry we dont take card here... its cash only, and i dont think theres a bank called "Dillywigs"
british childrens author from 1945 who lived through world war 2: A bit of silliness never hurt anyone.. I find it makes the world far brigher than it was before. *starts walking away with the eighth*
nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:
neeeeeed to get a dui with her and then go to court together all fucked up off lemon drops
Jerry: I pretended to be bi for pussy!
George: I’m bald
The rotting bloated leaking corpse:
someone slap me around n call me mean names n tell me how pretty and stupid i am
Boaaaa ur chef boyardee ravioli lookin ass ya feet look like u been kicking bricks
I would love to take drugs in a Berlin train station while listening to atonal music
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
this is what no dialectics does to a motherfucker






