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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

why don’t you go listen to Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows from the hit 2004 movie Shrek 2 and then maybe you’ll feel better

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

happy halloween :)

J U N E

in honour of pride month i will once again say that it is always more realistic to have a group of queer friends with the token straight then the other way around

we flock together

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Holy shit! $1.15 for unleaded?

h-hewwo and wewcome to my TED talk- *a steel beam falls from the ceiling and crushes me to death*

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

You’re a mean one mr grinch isn’t even a Christmas song. Doesn’t even mention Christmas once. Just a dude dragging the hell out of the grinch for 3 minutes. Could be played on the radio year round.

Me telling my grandkids about my OTP’s in the future. 

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

this whole movie is fuckin wild i love it

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

I was straight once too haha don’t worry you’ll grow out of it