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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

FOUND IT

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

Love is not a reward for being good. You don't need to stay perfect without making any mistakes for someone to love you.

@hallloin @tstar7chiyo @weenorballs <333

you have no idea how much i needed to hear that <3

Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

Something that gave H.P. Lovecraft nightmares is the work of my favorite artist. In "At the Mountains of Madness" he specifically mentions "the strange and disturbing Asian paintings of Nicholas Roerich."

This is what Roerich's paintings look like:

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

redraw of my old bap post!

if there's any porn that makes you trans it's gotta be this one i watched of the french lesbians where the cis girl sucks the trans girl's tiny little cock and they're wearing school uniforms

I dyed my hair last night

“Mewing” is such a faggy word

Like i “mew” when i take it up the ass with the cat ears and collar on and they start petting me bro

mech handler: oh don’t worry, all that goop in the cockpit is just stabilization fluid

you, three hours later: why are my nipples sore?

Kitty loop 

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smol purrbean collider

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