(Bit choppy because I had to cut it into sections for it to be viewable)
(reblogging for evening crowd, mainly for purifyingxbatter teehee)

@elsen-of-pestilence / elsen-of-pestilence.tumblr.com
(Bit choppy because I had to cut it into sections for it to be viewable)
(reblogging for evening crowd, mainly for purifyingxbatter teehee)
“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO
👀
you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system
REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE
I wanted to add to this post too because?! adobe animate is hell to find. so heres this, reblog to save a future animator’s life
adobe animate:
Not every artist can afford up to hundreds of dollars in programs. Take these and make something great!
Paint Tool Sai versions 1 and 2 were made by a single man named Koji Komatsu. It costs roughly $50/£40. If you intend on using it for commissions or making any kind of money please consider buying a license for it. The license covers both versions of Sai. It’s a single payment that ensures you will have access to all future updates and it supports a man that has created a genuinely wonderful product. You are not sticking it to any “system” by pirating Sai, you’re just denying a man money he’s earned by putting an affordable alternative to vastly overpriced software like Photoshop out there for us to use.
One of the reasons Sai 1 had few updates and it took so long for the developer to begin working on 2 was the sheer amount of piracy denying him money to continue working on such great programs. Hard work is worth paying for. Stop promoting the mistreatment of small businesses.
But Photoshop 100% pirate
i am not losing this fucking post again sorry y'all gotta see it
“Shiiiiit... mah head hurts...
What was I doin’? Dancin’? Sure as fuck feels like it.”
“There’s a good reason why I hate th’ other nerds.”
“Back talkin’ cowards gossipin’ shit, lackin’ the balls t’ come say it to my face, no less deal with their own dang problems. They think they know better. By Alpha, no wonder why Dedan’s so fuckin’ sick of ‘em.”
My god that sounds like a power move-
I gotta make an account sometime cause thats such a huaso thing to do.
“If yer plannin’ t’ make art, I’m sure the mun would love t’ see it.”
Something i want to see:
Huaso dramatically quitting his job in the heat of the moment,
I've always wondered just how that would play out-
“Mun ain’t huge on sketchin’ it out herself, but I did scratch an’ poison my boss out of self-defense. Told the other nerds t’ keep an eye on ‘im an’ make sure he doesn’ die. Since then, he hasn’ bothered me personally.”
“Unfortunately, it’s on a fiction on AO3 that ain’t public to those that don’ have an account. An’ with good reason; the content in it is lewd.”
Elsen…
When you’re short and people pat your head.
"greetings pestilence! Smoke cat here warning you on a terrible future i forsaw!"
“If this is in regards to th’ end of this month, I already know. If it’s anything else, please, do go on, buddeh.”
"Not exactly Pestilence. Y'see... We're going into a meat famine here.
All the cattle and other animals are suddenly dropping dead, being pestillence m'sure you have an idea?
Some farmer from file 3 sent me here to pass on the message."
“I’ll go investigate. But my presence could wind up escalatin’ the problem. My guess is that one of the cattle could have had gangrene.”
"greetings pestilence! Smoke cat here warning you on a terrible future i forsaw!"
“If this is in regards to th’ end of this month, I already know. If it’s anything else, please, do go on, buddeh.”
anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice
me: so yeah, i’m fuckin–
them: WHOA you know *gets weirdly quiet* the f-word???? you’re so sweet and cute though
me:
me after my 15 min break at work
me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours
me at the end of a two day weekend
me every single morning while suffering from anaemia
uwuwuwuw
holy shit….
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOVE A BAT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS AND SHOVE YOUR STUPID ASS HAT INTO YOUR GODDAMN THROAT PUT YOU IN YOUR GOD DAMN HULA HOOPS AND THROW YOU OFF A FUCKING CLIFF WHILE SINGING STAY IN YOUR FUCKING COMA YOU PEICE OF SHIT FUCKING SHIT BAT COSPLAYING MAGIC GIRL SUCK MY DICK
IT’S A FIGHT YOU WANT, COCK COWBOY?
IT WILL BE DELIVERED.
If you guys have ADD/ADHD, autism, OCD, or something else that affects your ability to concentrate, I highly recommend the chrome extension Mercury Reader. You just open whatever link you're using, then click on the MR icon (it should look like a rocket) and it'll simplify the page so that it's in a focus-friendly layout. Instead of having random pictures and word boxes all over the screen, it'll be in a vertical format with nothing to distract you so you can focus on what's important. You can also adjust the text size (small, medium, large), font (serif, sans), and theme (light, dark). And the best part is, it's completely free! It's honestly one of the best things I've ever downloaded.
This is an article without the extension. See that messy format, and how the actual article content only takes up a fraction of the page? It's no wonder it took me 7 hours to write that paper.
The same article, this time with Mercury. The user-friendly settings are at the top, and the rest of the article is formatted vertically down the middle with no free-roaming pictures or words. How nice.
If you’re a Firefox user, the FF version is Tranquility Reader.