i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

I’m yours

jake the dog   (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

          and

| (• ◡•)|   finn the human

my friend just sent this to me with no context

how the FUCK am i supposed to fall asleep knowing this man exists

can i just say that is EXCELLENT clarinet playing. i can hardly play my clarinet walking…

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

MY HEart JFC

"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"

winona ryder and johnny depp in 1990 ♥

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

did you break any ribs sucking your own dick

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

omg rest in peace what happened

a cat ate him

rest in pussy