Turnips grown in moulds.
Thank you so much for thinking of me! This is weird because I instantly looked at this and went, “of course they weren’t grown in moulds - this is an art piece by that guy. YOU KNOW. That guy!!!” With such a specific feeling of confidence that I assumed we’d seen it before, right?
And while I went looking for it, I found That Guy (artist Kenji Suetsugu) on his Instagram (_tsukurimono_) and plenty of new references to this post going around: people reposting it on Reddit and claiming it to be the result of growing the daikon in a silicone mold, and other people saying no it isn’t, but they’re all pretty recent. Apparently “daikon legs” is a slightly insulting description of female legs in Japan, so it’s not just horrible things with legs, but also pun art, so it’s definitely in the wheelhouse of stuff I look at.
But all the conversations seemed to be pretty recent, and my brain insisted it was old news. So then I thought it was surely, surely something I had been talking about with a friend, but I cannot find any reference to daikon feet in our conversations. I definitely didn’t know the artist’s name, but my brain was pretty insistent that everyone knew about That Guy.
So I don’t know why I recognise this so instantly, and know so confidently that this was a piece by Some Guy, but there you have it.
Perhaps when I am extremely old, young people will have a good time holding up a selection of pictures to me, and I will speak prophecy on them: “that’s a meme from 2015,” I’ll say indignantly, for mild entertainment, like bilbo baggins probably did in his old age, or “They didn’t GROW those daikon, they’re an art piece. You know, by That Guy.” Net zero information, one hundred per cent confidence, no obvious utility. Is that a job? I’ll have that job.






