imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

I was talking about this with someone and I would love for Capcom to someday come out like what they did with the Wesker reports but about the Wesker project. Some documents that will talk about the childhood that these children had, how Spencer organized to kidnap the children and to make them believe in that ideology. How Umbrella watched over and controlled them and especially knowing more about Wesker when he was a child or when he was a teenager, his personality and his way of seeing life because I guess that when he was a teenager he might not think in the same way as when he was already in the Umbrella training center.

Like AGH, I need to be inside Wesker's mind and know his way of thinking, analyzing and seeing the life and the people.

In short, I need more of Wesker

If your boyfriend isn't willing to travel all the way to Antarctica after your death to give one last fuck you to your rival, why are they even your boyfriend??

🔗⛓️ ASKS OPEN ⛓️🔗

The Entity has become increasingly displeased with Albert's behaviour within the realm. Perhaps working on the survivor side of things will straighten him out.

I like his blight skin!

happy death day to my favorite rotten little beastie

Capcom, I beg you, give us sitcom about S.T.A.R.S!

Thinking about how Tavros' animal communion powers might have made it really easy to get by compared to other trolls, at least before Vriska fucked him over

Maybe that's why he chose to live in a highblood area and make FLARP one of his hobbies, he didn't have many reasons to fear for his safety back then

I mean, most trolls are implied to not have psychic powers or if they do, they're not as op as the beta trolls. They would depend on their lusii and battle prowess more than anything and it would be dumb to go against a guy that could potentially turn your lusus against you. In that scenario Tavros would be pretty much in the clear from most of the dangers of Alternia and only get in fights he seeked out himself

the irony of tavros is that hes actually incredibly powerful but because that power has afforded him the freedom to NOT have his psyche devoured by the horrors of alternia that has turned him into the single "softest" member of the group. i genuinely think this is part of why vriska has so many emotions directed at him in particular- she's jealous and bitter that he is ALLOWED to be a weak nice cowardly guy who likes to play games just for fun and has a good relationship with his tiny harmless lusus. the fact that he was ALLOWED to live like that is living proof that her experiences and suffering werent NECESSARY or Just How The World Works. so she HAS to put tavros through the wringer to force him to "toughen up" because clearly EVERYONE HAS TO GO THROUGH THAT because otherwise her entire worldview and coping mechanisms for her horrible horrible childhood all fall apart

Cant believe Wesker and Chris got it down sloppy style fr in canon . Gay sex real in resident evil

yea h ,

I hope god smites me down

Shoutout to Haikyuu!! for showing the diversity of the autism spectrum!

We have :

rb to jump with me

to be clear I want you to reblog it when you see it. we share the SOUP at the end folks. the soup.

Horrible thoughts in the discord tonight

Based off of original post

Resulted in me drawing this…thing *gestures broadly*

Yes. Yes, yes to everything.

Oh my god Chloe you’re right and you should say it

Fun fact: Victor Gruen, the “inventor” of the modern shopping mall, wanted his malls to be full of apartments, schools, medical facilities, and indoor parks in addition to the stores, so people could live, work, and shop under one roof. This never happened and instead all the space was used for stores, something that he hated. 

It’s not just a case of ‘hey it would be easy to repurpose all this space’, malls were originally designed to be living centers and it wouldn’t take that much tweaking to bring them back to it.

“I am often called the father of the shopping mall,” he once said, reflecting on his career two years before his death in 1978. “I would like to take this opportunity to disclaim paternity once and for all. I refuse to pay alimony to those bastard developments. They destroyed our cities.”

y’all want some cool, muslim-made, modest fashion ideas for your hijabi characters?

absolutely nobody asked but here, have them anyway (all via the Islamic Fashion Institute):

He's not kidding.

silly little SBR shenanigans with @ligerbombz 's western au bruabba!

(i forgot to post these oops)

Hey guys, I DID THE THING>:D

The new chapter of "Odd Man Out" by the @threestripeslider was awesome and as soon as I saw the training scene in there, I thought, hey this is a great opportunity to practice action scenes hehe

BROOO THIS IS SO GOOD?? 😭

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

I think we can do it.

Posts that have 2x10^25 notes to me.

@one-time-i-dreamt

let's get this to 2x10^25