Anonymous asked:
trump self reported his hair color as strawberry blond....
god it’s so unfortunate that he’s absolutely hysterical
just remember it could always be worse. we could still have PE.
im like if there was someone who never knew what was happening or going on
Anonymous asked:
I see you survived the toilet.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WHO ARE YOU
A queen sized bed with no queen to lay beside me... homophobia strikes again 😔
I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud
#for the record oedipus didnt consciously know he was fucking his mom#he found out after the fact#and did what only a sane person would do#gouge out his eyes and wander the desert in exile and distress for the rest of his days#very reasonable#in his honor we shoulda call something thay was an unfortunate happenstance a oedipus complex not motherfucking#real low freud
Y’all too old to be saying you don’t like vegetables and/or water.
“The oldest olive tree in the world located on the island of Crete. It is estimated to be as over 3,000 years old and still produces olives.”
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To put that in perspective, this tree is so old that we can’t read the language of the people who lived at the time and have only their art, architecture, and a handful of myths from later times to go on.