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For one prince of heaven to be cast into superhell makes a good story. For it to happen twice, makes it look like there is some kind of institutional problem

it's august 24th 2023. jackles releases the tapes. it starts off promising, never released before scenes. then it gets to The Scene. castiel says i love you. dean's mouth moves. no sound. then: "you're a faggot, castiel. i can say this because i am bisexual. i love you, too." it's jensen ackles voice, recorded with a terrible mic and edited in haphazardly. misha collins explodes somewhere in the distance

the worst part about this whole conspiracy theory is that everything lines up. why was jensen asked for permission. why would they cut so many scenes from the finale. why would latam dub add something that was never there unless there was. why no jensen and misha in cw goodbye video. if it ever gets 100% confirmed that the latam translator was actually working on some kind of uncut uncensored version of the script/ episode i will. either die or pop champagne

trapping your lead in an attic with 65k real live bees which you then have to CGI in afterwards anyway is fine but having them be bisexual???? jail for a thousand years

I don’t know what’s funnier: heller rogue translator or homophobia changing the script and Misha ‘what are they gonna do? Fire me?’ Collins lying about it.

Unrogue that translator (it was in the script)

Tbh the fact that Kim likes your karaoke no matter whether you pass or fail the check is touching in a way but also it’s so fucking funny how offended he gets on your behalf if u fail and no one claps for u. “These people wouldn’t know a good performance if it bit them in the ass.” “He really sang his heart out.” He’s like you fucking NORMIES just don’t get it. You philistines.

Even funnier that it’s not even really about you, bc if he genuinely didn’t like it it he’d probably be about as tactful about it as he is about shaving the mutton chops. It’s the principle of the thing. And then u add yet another layer of humor when u know Kim’s personal music tastes. Kim’s not a particularly artsy guy and his conceptualization skills are (at least in Harry’s opinion) “rudimentary,” but he’s also super mega ultra repressed and his release valve seems to be music. Specifically the loudest and nastiest most vulgar music possible. He loves ur performance bc u basically go onstage and have a breakdown set to music for two or three minutes and he’s like so fucking true bestie. Now THAT’S what a good performance should be. An honest display of torment for me the audience to live vicariously through. Except I’m the only one doing that bc I’m da king of da karaoke bar and everyone else is a tasteless hack. <- was listening to “An Asshole is a Mouth for Shit (And I’m Puking)” in his Kineema ten minutes ago

Imagine being an officer at the 57th precinct lmao you send this guy to work with your rival precinct and you know he’s pretty cool like he’s professional and takes stuff seriously but a week later you find out he solved the case, helped start a nightclub, and co-discovered a massive fucking cryptid bug thing and then he comes back and is like “hey guys sorry I’m transferring to the 41st bc this bear is my new best friend” and you find out this bear is one of the most accomplished cops you’ve ever heard of who got amnesia from doing too many drugs and dresses like a hooker

Tbh Kim probably only seems put together bc he's standing next to Harry. He keeps licking his pens. He has a million things in his pockets including several trash bags, rustling everywhere he goes. He spent two days staring into the lobby of a hostel instead of investigating. He's in historic pilot cosplay and calls it his uniform. He does crosswords for fun. He can say anything with a straight face. He starts randomly taking notes during normal conversations. He never takes off his gloves. He thinks he can impersonate a junkie. He talks to his car. He's Kimball. He's the weirdo from the 57th

things I learned from disco elysium (20 hours in):

1. be weirder

2. don't kill yourself

3. help people, even if you can't do much

4. punch racists and fascists

5. eat the rich

6. cities have blood and lungs. listen to them

7. being gay makes you cool as FUCK

what the fuck is disco elysium i’ve just seen fanart of an old man wearing a cow print bikini

I really oughtta finish Disco Elysium. The problem is I'll play about an hour of it before I have to sit down and digest it for a while because for all the silly nonsense and funny jokes, it really does have some of the most evocative and profound prose I've ever seen, and I need time to process the philosophical dialogue about the heat death of the universe that I just had with a character who calls themself "the Noid" but by the time I remember to turn the game back on it's 3 months later and I have no memory of what I last did in the game and the only clue I have to go off of is the next available dialogue choice which is something like

in Disco Elysium I was expecting there to be some kind of “addiction mechanic” that would add a long-term downside to taking drugs, and was surprised not only by the absence of any such mechanic but also that the benefits of drugs greatly outweighed the cost. anyways fast forward to the late game and I was downing three bottles of pyrholidon and smoking an entire pack of cigarettes before attempting any check, and it was only then I realized there was in fact an addiction mechanic

"CAN YOU STOP ASKING EVERYONE FOR MONEY YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME SO MUCH" "oughhhhh. kim ithink i'm bisexual"

The beauty of Disco Elysium is that you’re never confronted with a set of dialogue options where you’re stuck thinking “but my Harry Du Bois wouldn’t say any of those”. Your Harry Du Bois absolutely would. He shouldn’t, but he would.

kim kitsuragi would take bowling SO fucking seriously. that man would act like he doesnt give a shit about the game at first but every time he throws the ball he does the thing where he holds it up to his face before going into a deep lunge as he rolls it, he stays in the lunge until the ball hits the pins. if he gets a strike he will get the most smug look on his face. harry gets a gutterball and kim tells him "better luck next time, detective. we can put up the bumpers if you want."