This says a lot about people.

I like reblogging this lol

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

chaotic neutral

Iconic

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

This really cheered me up

In Japanese folklore, Gashadokuro, also known as Odokuro, are giant skeletons, fifteen times taller than an average person, and are constructed from the bones of people who have died from starvation. Their bones are collected into this giant skeleton creature which is filled with intense anger and a thirst for human blood. He wanders around at night, grinding his teeth and making a “gachi gachi” sound. The giant skeleton towers so high above the ground and walks so quietly that he can be almost invisible. The only warning you get when the giant skeleton is near is a strange and inexplicable ringing in your ears.

If the Gashadokuro finds you, he will reach down with his bony hand and snatch you off the ground. Then he will pluck your head off and suck the blood out of your headless body until his thirst is quenched.

Japanese folk lore is fucking brutal holy shit

today i learned nipples grow back and now have to figure out what to do with this information

cuz if i needed to learn it everyone else has to too

I know nipples grow back because once when i was in middle school in my art class a bunch of dudesat my table who were always fucking around instead of doing their work heard a rumor that if you spray AXE directly onto your nipple for exactly sixty seconds, and flicked it, your nipple will come off. So the moment the teacher left the room to go to the bathroom or something, they whip out a can and one brave soul among their number begins to spray himself, while the others chanted ritualistically. At 60 seconds, they watched, giggling, as the young man put his hand up to his breast and flicked. to their horror, the nipple did come off and, at ballistic speeds, soared across the table and hit me right in the cheek. And stuck. So everyone who was aware of this spectacle is sitting there in stunned silence, all while blood gushed from the nipple hole of the young man. I am so stunned that I am literally incapable of moving, having astral-projected so far away from this disembodied nipple that i may as well have been a dead man. The teacher returns and his shirt comes down, in an attempt to hide the tomfoolery, but yall know AXE Body Spray knows nothing of mercy, and almost immediately she was alerted to the scent of defeat and the sight of blood seeping through the young mans shirt. She didnt ask for an explaination, simply advised him to take the pass and go to the nurse. As he stands to go, his fellow comerade, remembering me suddenly, reaches over and plucks the bodiless nipple from my cheek, like a grape from the vine, and runs up to his friend with the words “dont forget your nipple”. It was a moving experience that honestly changed my life forever. I’m a new man after that day.

This is by far the best addition to any post I have ever made.

Red-eyed crocodile skinks are mini dragons

5 karma please

I saw an opportunity and I took it

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

I must see this movie

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

If you know me then you know I believe in pretty much nothing but my life is pretty god damn empty right now so do your fucking magic Rodger.

Fuck it, Roger do your thing

Look at his happy little face!

Only becuz i seen a similar fish,..i swear it smile at me,..😏

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

And my personal favorite

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

This is one of my favorite posts on this goddamn site.

Cool af

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Surprisingly accurate…

“emotionally volatile nightmare” accurate

“Two-faced liar” hm this is somehow true im not gonna lie

Or am i? :)

Very accurate! It’s something my mom tried to teach me not to do when i was little.

Surprisingly violent😂 It's not wrong😂😂😂

Borderline Personality Disorder.. What is It? 

I’m not…FUCKYOU…

I bet others have probably done this before, but I didn’t see any tutorials or instructions anywhere. I mean… it’s pretty simple, but still. If anyone hadn’t thought of it, here you go!

How to make your boxers pad-friendly! Because a lot of us know about these boxers that have a pad thingy, but who wants to pay $25 for one pair of underwear? not me, that’s who.

yes yes yesss good 

This is awesome!

But for a second I thought it was talking about a cup like for sports and I was like “ya when Im just chillin at mybhouse i could use some protection for my testies. Never know what terrors await the boys in my home”

Day Six Hundred Thirty Five.

i will know i made it when every day alive is spent living