every time i let somebody in then i find out what they’re all about
if someone makes you happy, make them happier
This mindset will make you the kindest you can be
🐁Mouse workout
(it’s called mouse workout because it’s quiet)
- 100 leg lifts (each leg)
- 75 squats
- 50 sit-ups
- 50 second plank
- 50 second wall sit
⚡️ Burns around 293 cals ⚡️
reblogging for me
My students are taking a midterm. And I’m shaking with laughter. Fuck. Too real. This post ruined my illusion of being a stoic teacher proctoring an exam.
gentle reminder
take it one step at a time, one foot in front of the other - you can do this
“The sadness will last forever” - suicide letter by Vincent Van Gogh
A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol
i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat
8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:
1.) Swaddled Babies
2.) Flying Duck Orchid
3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid
4.) Ballerina Orchid
5.) Monkey Orchid
6.) Naked Man Orchid
7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid
8.) White Egret Orchid
Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.
Orchids kinda don’t wanna live in general.
There are more ways to kill an orchid than there are to get one to actually stay alive, let alone bloom. They die if they don’t like their soil, or their water, or the amount of sun, or the amount of shade, or the environment in general, sometimes they die if they just plain don’t like you. Orchids are the pickiest plant in the world, and they would rather be dead, then put up with shit they don’t like. For those of the human race that can actually keep an orchid alive, you have been chosen, and you should be proud.
In the past people used to eat toxic substances believing that they were good for health/beauty. In the future we may find out that we are doing the same thing just now





