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@ellie7539

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And I fucking hate this because no matter how happy I think I am, I’m not. I slip back into the person I really am. The demons are running wild and I cannot help it.

depression

🐁Mouse workout

(it’s called mouse workout because it’s quiet) 

  • 100 leg lifts (each leg) 
  • 75 squats
  • 50 sit-ups 
  • 50 second plank 
  • 50 second wall sit

⚡️ Burns around 293 cals ⚡️  

reblogging for me

This is the best! And so focking accurate!!

My students are taking a midterm. And I’m shaking with laughter. Fuck. Too real. This post ruined my illusion of being a stoic teacher proctoring an exam.

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

1.) Swaddled Babies

2.) Flying Duck Orchid

3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

4.) Ballerina Orchid

5.) Monkey Orchid

6.) Naked Man Orchid

7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

8.) White Egret Orchid

Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.

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Orchids kinda don’t wanna live in general.

There are more ways to kill an orchid than there are to get one to actually stay alive, let alone bloom. They die if they don’t like their soil, or their water, or the amount of sun, or the amount of shade, or the environment in general, sometimes they die if they just plain don’t like you. Orchids are the pickiest plant in the world, and they would rather be dead, then put up with shit they don’t like. For those of the human race that can actually keep an orchid alive, you have been chosen, and you should be proud.