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@ellesmythe

🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 too much free time シ︎
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I’m begging you guys to right some heartbreak high fics/imagines, I don’t even care who for I’m getting real desperate at this point. But please for the love of god write some juicy shit, I’m getting dehydrated..😭😭

Men were sending love letters in the middle of wars and we’re settling for boys that think reassurance is too much effort ? The bar is in hell.

"In the 70s it was black and minority ethnic people, in the 80s it was gay people, trans people are just the latest to get it in the neck from comedians who can't be bothered to try at their jobs anymore. I cannot stand there and watch another dogshit comedian go: 'Ooohh if a woman can identify as a man, maybe I'll identify as a chair!' Why don't you identify as good comedians, you hack motherfuckers?!"

- Nish Kumar: "It's In Your Nature To Destroy Yourselves pt.2"

Yeah but you need to actually hear the full clip and the fury and passion and glee (because he knows he's nailing them) in his voice. (Wish I could find the audio somewhere other than Twitter, but I can't.

here it is!

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why do i keep getting ads for a razor for my balls when i do not have balls what is wrong with this website

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HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO THIS HELLSITE THAT MY PUSSY DOES NOT NEED REFRESHING BALL TONER, ANTI BALL CHAFING SPRAY OR COOLING BOXERS