INFP fanart

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phoebe-does

— John Carmack

saw sab inej in that outfit and went crazy for a bit

we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"

We are watching Twilight, William

Author's note: Fluffy One Shot to make up for the Bond to Happen angst I've been writing.

Warnings: none, fluff, tickling, popcorn throwing

Word count: 900ish

“We are watching Twilight, William. It’s my turn to pick the movie and it’s practically a crime that you’ve never seen it before.” You and Billy have a standing movie night, usually at the beginning of the week when he isn't as busy. Most often, he’d come over to your house with food or snacks and the two of you would talk about your days and enjoy a, generally subpar, movie together.

“All I wanted to know is why you kept sayin’ ‘Bella, where the hell have you been, loca?’ anytime I come over,” Billy says in exasperation and you laugh.

“You don’t have to like it, but you’ve made me sit through the Godfather twice now. I could’ve chosen something much much worse. Really, you should be grateful I chose to be nice.”

“I’m not even gonna ask what you mean by worse.” He shakes his head, grabbing the bowl of popcorn and offering it to you as the opening scene plays.

“That’s for the best, William.” You grin at him and he rolls his eyes.

“I’m gonna complain the whole time,” he warns.

“You will not! I will allow you to make fun of it, but don’t be whiny.”

“I am not whiny,” he scoffs.

“Shhhh.”

Billy was more or less a good sport through the movie, though occasionally he would make a face and look at you before saying anything.

“Go ahead,” you allow.

“So he’s been watching her sleep?”

“Yup.”

“And wants to eat her?”

“Yup.”

“And she finds that attractive?”

“More or less.”

“Do you find that attractive?” He looks at you warily.

“God no! Most of the men in this are just walking red flags.”

“Which ones aren’t?”

“Emmett is my favorite, total wholesome himbo. Carlisle is decent, though he did put his ‘kids’ who are all technically senior citizens in high school with literal children. That’s pretty iffy.”

“Am I going to regret asking what a himbo is?”

“Wholesome, muscly, dumb.”

Billy nods as if he understands. “I don’t understand women.”

“Maybe you would if you spent more time actually talking to them instead of, well, you know.”

“I talk to them plenty,” Billy scoffs.

“Okay.”

“I do!”

“I didn’t disagree with you, Bill.”

“I’ll spend hours talkin’ with women! They're still a mystery!”

“Are those hours mainly flirting?”

Billy huffs. “I talk with you all the time.”

“Yeah and you understand me.”

“No, I know you. Understandin’ is a whole ‘nother thing, darlin’.”

You chuckle a bit at that and swipe a handful of popcorn from the bowl.

“They let her go into the bathroom alone? Without checking it? Or looking for other exits? Rookie mistakes.” He shakes his head in mock seriousness. “And isn’t Alice supposed to see the future? How come she didn’t see this coming?”

“I dunno. She can’t know everything all the time.” You’re amused at how invested Billy is, even if it is under the guise of criticism. His comments continue through to the end of the movie.

“Well, what did you think?” You ask, finishing up some of the popcorn.

“There is nothing I can say that won’t get me in trouble.”

“Coward.”

“Take that back!”

“Nope.”

“Fine, it was awful but the music was alright.” He shrugs.

“Hah! I knew you would like it.”

“I never said that!”

“You paid attention the whole time! You didn’t even check your phone!”

“That’s cuz it’s us time, not cuz of the movie,” he explains.

“Sap,” you say, throwing a piece of popcorn at his face. Of course he effortlessly catches it in his mouth and grins at you as he chews.

“Are you gonna make me sit through the rest of them over the next few months?”

“Most likey.”

Billy groans at your words, tossing his head back against the couch.

“They get better. Sort of,” you offer, poking his side to get his attention.

“It’s not hard to do better than that,” he says gesturing at the TV.

“You had fun, admit it.” You poke him in the side again. “The movie entertained you even if you hated it.” You go to poke him again and he grabs your wrist, pulling you toward him until you fall on his chest. His free hand begins tickling your ribs and you squeal, wiggling to get away.

You try to retaliate with your own free hand, but he somehow scoops that one up as well, holding both your wrists in one hand and continuing to tickle you.

“I yield, I yield!” You shriek with laughter. He stops, resting his forehead against yours as you catch your breath.

“You started it,” he reminds as you pout at him.

“I was just poking you! You escalated!” You protest.

“What did you expect, sweetheart? ‘Course I did.”

You stick your tongue out at him and he releases your wrists with a chuckle. You lean back a little, but still stay firmly seated on his lap.

“It’s not too late yet, do you want to watch another one or call it a night?” You ask.

Billy sighs in defeat. “Might as well get the next one over with sooner rather than later.”

You grin widely and pull up ‘New Moon’. You rest your head against Billy’s chest and he fixes the blanket around the both of you before wrapping his arms around you.

“Just a heads up, I’ll probably cry at some point during this one,” you warn. Billy rubs gentle circles on your back with his hand. You can hear the smirk in his voice when he says, 

“S’okay, baby. I promise I'll only tease you a little when you do.”

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[ inky Days - b.r ]

pairing : billy russo x tattoo artist!reader

content : fluff, billy being mean (playfully), childhood best friends to lovers

tag list : @snowkestrel @judig92 @k-marzolf

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“Billy stop moving or I’m going to turn this butterfly into a dick”

Hitting Billy playfully as you straddles his legs and tattooed his adonis line. You’d done him plenty of times before. A stick and poke of a match when you were 14, the chain on his right shoulder when you were 21, the snake on his left collarbone when you were 27, the tribal tiger on his left bicep at 29, the pocket knife at 30 and now three butterflies at 32. It was nice, moments like this with him. You’d been friends ever since you stole is candy when you were both 3.

“Please don’t tattoo a penis on my hip”

He groaned out, playing with the hem of your shirt as he did. Over the years Billy had become your own personal sketchbook, all your best work was on him and every piece was meaningful. When he started Anvil you were his biggest supporter and no matter how many times he pushed you away you came back. Each time you did he landed himself with a new tattoo, a reminder of your friendship forever inked on his body.

For your 31st he had brought you your own tattoo shop just a block away from Anvil. Now the two of you were both business owners and would come back swapping anecdotes in the luxury penthouse he owned.

“Stop squirming and I won’t have to!”

Your voice was playful and teasing, his hip on your grips getting tighter. The buzz of the tattoo gun filling the air while music played softly in the background. As you finished up you wiped it down as you always did, allowing Billy to look at it before starting after care.

“Thanks sweetheart, what would I do without you?”

It was a rhetorical question, they always were but without you Billy would have never made it to 18. For that he’s forever grateful, even if you don’t know it.

Can someone write some prince caspian fics I'm tired of reading billy russo fics I'm not even part of the fandom 😔

BEN BARNES as Billy Russo in THE PUNISHER S01

Husband!Billy Russo x Wife!Reader

Summary: A lovely morning filled with sweet delights. Breakfast with the Russo family.

Warnings: none

Word Count: 1.3K

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Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

The duck overlord

by euniceohphotography

Sam & Dean challenge | Day 10: Favorite Hug

It's impossible for me to choose only one; I love each and every one of their touchy moments.

Supernatural // SPN 4x01, SPN 6x12, SPN 8x01, SPN 8x23, SPN 14x12

kawaiiluci answered your question: prompts?

spoiler alert: idk how to draw women

i have a lot of thoughts on genderswapped designs, but i’m going to check myself and do a separate post on that.