you know when you follow someone and they follow you right back or the other way around and you always like eachothers posts and you can tell that they’re a great person even though you never spoke to them what a beautiful nonexistent friendship
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles. 1- I am glorious above all things 2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored 3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine 4- Show displeasure clearly. 5- NO 6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time. 7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN
“hey do you want the rest of my-“
embarrassing memories hitting u like
tumblr cant delete my blog
i am everything, i am the whole universe
white boys sexting like
I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM
@JamieDornan: Eddie Redmayne & I do the #IceBucketChallenge for @mndassoc - In the face!
what did i just watch
you’re all beyond help
vine by: Garrison Sigmun
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS
spongebob hitting people where it hurts
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
Marry him.
did did you read the post
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents




