compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

There’s literally a tweet for everything.

this man is unreal

bonus:

IM SCREAMING

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

more updates

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

I love this so much!

Thank you, for bumping into me that day in the hallway.

ANYTHING

PLEASE GO TO WWW.WHATICHOPPED.COM I ABSOLUTELY BEG OF YOU

Phil: Dan, you need to return that to (y/n)! Dan: No, it reminds me of them and I’m keeping it.

imagine dan and phil on the phone with phils mum and dan in the sweetest giggly soft voice "how are you by the way"

oh wait

I’m finna cry

FLAMED HER ASS 😂😂

i literally would if i could. what is she asking??

Shoutout to people who grew up with emotionally unsupportive parents and have to hear other people talk about how supportive their families are while you’re basically guiding yourself through life. You’re strong and brave.

thank you for this

I need to stop getting on scottish twitter cuz i be wanting to laugh mad hard in class

If I ever come home 🏡 and saw my future son 👦playing with a Barbie doll💃😱😱😱, you best believe I'm gonna snatch that doll right out his hands 😡😡😡👏👏👏and replace it with a Yasmin doll 💁because we are a Bratz™ household with a passion for fashion 👗👠💅💅💅and we will not tolerate Barbie's lack of lips 👄 and jointless knees under my roof 🏠😤😤😤💯💯💯 Smash that mf like button if you too refuse to let Mattel's chief witch into your household 😤😤😤