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gently half ass gender

@elkian / elkian.tumblr.com

formerly forbidden cow magic, an unpleasant experience awaits you, kiss kiss fall in skulls, how do you do the d

“did you ever notice the delight that they all take, in kicking a man that’s down”

It’s Funny to Everyone but Me - The Ink Spots

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neat little detail on Barnacle & Dime left: TANSEI (misspelling of dansei, male) right: JOSEI (female) middle: GENTERLESS (same misspelling of D being replaced with T)

my best guess for the T/D typo is because the 2 sounds are very close (and visually are too in JP). plus in background inkling language text in Splatoon, there often are little misspellings like that anyway congrats to splatoon for unveiling canonical gender neutral bathrooms on pride month

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Enough about ‘things that would kill a medieval peasant’, let’s talk about things they would find fun and entertaining. I think if you told a medieval peasant that we have competitive bladesmithing shows that you can watch in your own house, they’d think that was so cool.

bet they'd love porn

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they had that back then. the Romans had that. the Greeks had that. Ancient Egyptians. Sumerians. even cavemen.

sorry I meant online porn

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oh. yeah. they’d love online hardcore gay pornography.

i can't believe i still use tumblr in 2023 i feel like an old guy who stubbornly refuses to get a mobile cuz house phones work perfectly fine. and he's right

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me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat

me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat

me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat

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So, I'm sure I'm not the only one upset seeing how nazis are appropriating Norse runes and stuff more lately (Also: 🤢 🤮) I've seen others before say that those who practice norse/etc should continue to wear them but to also wear their pride and BLM stuff loudly with them, so as to (A) not just let the nazi's have them, but also more importantly (B) so that people seeing them wear it wouldn't be uncomfortable or scared because it'd signal they didn't side with the SHitler babies.

And all this has made me want to design pride runes or something. Make designs of them that are so blatantly gay that nazis won't wanna touch them. Fucking rainbow runes- Just cover them in all the pride flags. Anything to tell nazis "fuck you, you can't take them."

And so I've started with these designs below. Loki written in runes over a few different flags that remind me of him and that I felt others would resonate with.

I've got the full-res designs hosted on my Ko-fi as free downloads for anyone who wishes to use them. Print them on a shirt, make yourself stickers, use on gifts for others- whatever. I'll also have them available on Threadless for those who don't want to or can't print them on stuff themselves but still want something with the design on it. Each sale will also make an automatic donation to various LGBT+ charities like The Trevor Project and the It Gets Better Project.

I'll be making more rune designs and also be taking requests for a bit if there are any pride rune/norse designs anyone might want to see made.

(Also while I was brainstorming ideas I drew some rune stone sets, [my fav is the glowy one] I'll put them under the cut so this isn't so long)

"click for frogs" how's about you let me click on people's urls to visit their reblogs directly. remember that

"click for frogs" how's about you let me click on people's urls to visit their reblogs directly. remember that

"click for frogs" how's about you let me click on people's urls to visit their reblogs directly. remember that

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash

Pride Month Reminder:

ID/ [a picture of a man smiling on a tan background. text reads 'IF YOU'RE GONNA BE WEIRD TO OTHER QUEERS WHOSE HARMLESS LABELS OR IDENTITY YOU MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND IM FUCKING STEALING SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!!! WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER AND WE STAND FOR ONE ANOTHER"] /END ID