Tim swung Heidi’s hand and arm back and forth, and then stopped and looked at her with very round eyes. He said “You are so funny. Your sense of humor is pure joy and creativity. You are so funny. I could say this 50 more times, and I may.”

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Reblog if you would also let Neil Gaiman hit your pussy with a 2x4

Neil Gaiman could do that, and if he wants to do it he can probably be pretty quick about it

real people wish they could be this funny

It seems pretty plausible to me that if Neil Gaiman actually wanted to hit my pussy with a 2x4, he could. (Maybe someone else would hit my pussy for him, but if so, it would be in a purely symbolic way.) So I think it’s fair to say that in some respects we have common interests here.