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Im about to lose my fucking shit at some of these comments saying this is the first they ever heard of him I need a poll

direct action 😂😂😂

the working class hero we need

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

the cis are doing gender essentiallism about dogs in my workplace

"why do people always think my pit bull is a boy, she has a girl face" girl what the fuck are you talking about

"yeah, she does have the expressions of a female dog" what does that even fucking mean??

boss she's a dog. she's got a pibble brick head. they all look like that

Are you being fucking real with me right now? Are you pulling on my fucking dick? Are you seriously yanking it? Are you jorking it in the stripped club? My fucking peanits?

Snow leopards seem to treat gravity with a certain amount of disdain, but this is ridiculous.

Most of the rest has to be airbags, a high-tensile steel chassis and armour plate.

I will never again think that shopping for dinner is a chore.

Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

Worth mentioning is that I'm in Iceland and the store I work at only accepts icelandic króna so like even euros wouldn't have worked in this case

On the one hand I refuse to defend Americans and this behavior is kind of embarrassing but on the other hand dumbasses enraging Europeans by not caring even a little bit about their funny little currencies is absolutely hilarious so I’m conflicted here

I think I've decided it's time to topple the dollar as a world standard

I propose we switch to Chilean Peso

I think we should go back to harvesting seashells

I can't do this anymore I am seriously at my limit here

Idk I'm in full support of forcing the English to accept my green construction paper

Could you do me a quick favour and point out where England is on this map?

Just in case it hasn’t been mentioned yet: the ethical thing to do if someone tries to use USD instead of KR is to simply ask for 300 usd in place of 300 kroner, this shows cultural sensitivity and respect :)

me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society

That face

if you can't afford to tip the person who's bringing you your yummy little treats then you can't afford to have somebody bring your yummy little treats to your door. go get it yourself or make your own food. you can pretend it's out of some principled stance about how you believe the company should pay them more, but that doesn't negate how much of a selfish, gluttonous piece of shit you actually are.

Yeah, no. We live in a reality where you should tip if you are able but 2 things about this dipshitted post scream bait.

1) Any actual tipped worker knows that cash tips are preferable because they aren't taxed. No one would assume "non tipping" instead of "cash tipping" on a delivery unless they specifically know the address.

2) Every other civilized society on earth banned subminimum wages for tipped workers. This is ABSOLUTELY a failing on the business refusing to pay their employees and on the government refusing to enforce wage floors.

But nice work, mate, you fell for the trick! Here you are ragefully defending rich business owners from the burden of payroll.

Do you feel proud of making such stupid assumptions in your quest to be right on the internet?

unfortunately, having the doordash subreddit posts suggested to me many times...more often than not, the drivers do assume there's no cash tip on a no tipping order.

but on the bright side, they get downvoted into oblivion and are told by others to stop accepting a no-tip order if they're going to be salty about it.

hey y’all realize u sound exactly like terfs right. like this is literally the exact same argument terfs make abt lesbian trans women, word for word.

“we know rape culture never died but seeing it so prevalent in the lgbt community, especially when it comes to lesbians is so. um. leave us alone, please.

between the “trans identified” males harassing lesbians and the same boys trying to bully lesbians into sex with men … methinks y’all just want corrective rape to be commonplace but with new language.”

i changed one single phrase. and sure you can change one phrase to entirely change the meaning of something, but the meaning here didn’t change. the meaning is exactly the same because the rhetoric is the same. so if you see a “tme” person trying to push this rhetoric, if you see anyone trying to push this rhetoric, it should be a red flag the size of texas.