Woah look! It’s the birthday boy!
Anonymous asked:
Happy Tim's Day!
celebrating by doing what he can’t (having a spleen)
💌 happy international tim drake day, for those who celebrate babygirl birthdays 🪺🌙
things that make me go hrmmmmmm
batman #606
batman #607
detective comics #618
shadow of the bat #23
because i think of fanon batdad (who i don't hate) swooping in to save the batkids from terrible, terrible parents who will never love them and are irredeemably bad (usually tim, lbr)--aside from what fanonization does to tim i think that a lot of that also directly contradicts how bruce feels about parents in general. like even when they suck, bruce would never give up on a parent because he lost his own at so young of an age. one of the most important thing to bruce is that despite the many faults of the parents, they be given a chance to have a relationship with their children and that the children have a chance to have their own complicated relationship with their parents. so idk. even if the drakes were as bad as fanon claims they were, bruce wayne would be fighting tooth and nail for a chance at their redemption--and he'd be doing that because it's important for tim. you know, like all his other rogues. idk i'm probably not wording my thoughts on this well, i just think that bruce's very complex feelings towards/almost veneration of parents is a super interesting character trait of his that gets taken away when he's just batdad. like it's not always a good thing! it's a major blind spot of his!
Batman Log #03272009
Status: Confidential
Persons Involved: Richard (Dick) Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Paul "Popcorn Man" Maddy Madison
Location: Gotham Nuclear Plant South
Date: March 27, 2009
Time: 11:32 PM
Casualties (Non-Fatal): 2
Casualties (Fatal): 0
LOG:
As of 11:32 PM, I (Batman) and my ward (Dick Grayson Robin) have arrived back to base (Batcave). Neither of us have sustained physical injuries.
At approximately 10:04 PM, we cornered "Popcorn Man," henceforth known as "Madison", at Gotham Nuclear Plant South (GNPS).
I (Batman) deployed a smoke bomb to distract Madison from transforming the Gotham Nuclear Reactor into a nuclear popcorn machine. The smoke bomb was ineffective and Madison continued.
As I formulated another attack, Dick (Robin) smashed through a nearby window and landed in front of Madison. He performed a cartwheel, kicking Madison on the nose, and flipped upright.
"Robin, no," I said.
"Batman, yes," Dick said.
Dick Robin then proceeded to verbally assault Madison, saying the following:
"How's your cousin Ronald McDonald doing? Wearing those clown-ass boat shoes."
Robin proceeded to shove Madison toward a nearby vat of 900 degree nuclear material.
Robin then said to Madison, "Popping corn? Bet you can't pop any pussy. Bitchless nerd."
At this junction, Madison scooped up a bit of nuclear material and flung it at myself and Robin.
SYMPTOMS: We have been producing popcorn from our mouths ever since the incident.
Conclusion: (Update) The symptoms were resolved in less than 24 hours.
This log has been sealed.
03/2010 Robin is now forbidden from taunting any adversaries.
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Status: SECRET
Sub Status: TOP SECRET
Sub Sub Status: CLASSIFIED
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hello beloveds ☺️
made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to
You are appreciated
Friendly Reminder
Characters who were made Robin for their own benefit: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd
Characters who demanded Robin for their own benefit: Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne
Characters who volunteered as Robin for the benefit of others: Tim Drake
This has been a PSA.
It's not a Timkon clone baby au
Tim comes back from fighting Ras and he's got a baby.
Given his history, everyone assumes it's his and Kons.
It isnt.
Tim, as he was rigging the place to blow, found one of Damians clones in baby state of development and just...couldn't leave him.
The baby is a Damian clone, and Tim has a Concern that Damian won't take the news ah...well. So he just lies by omission.
And makes sure the kid is turned away so no one sees green eyes instead of blue.
Conner thinks it's pretty funny, and uses his "I'm just a teenage father, Clark, how was I supposed to know?" For like, everything. Even things that make no sense in correlation to that sentence.
Dick: How do you have a baby?!?
Tim, now having been awake for thirty-five hours straight taking care of the baby and reading parenting forums, saying the first thing that comes to mind: Trans.
Jason: Weren't you only gone for two months?
Tim, actively trying to stick to the lie but also have it still make sense: Kon and I only slept together like seven months ago, it was a premature baby.
Bruce, thinking silently in the corner: Did I forget one of my sons were trans? Does this make me a bad father? I hope I've been supportive enough despite forgetting. Have I been donating enough to gay charities?
Dick: But, but, all you paperwork lists you as male
Tim: *will die on this lie come hell or high water* They faked it. They didn't want a daughter at all
DC Comics Movie Poster Variant Covers: superman | super fly!
wonder woman | 300
detective comics | the matrix
action comics | bill & ted's excellent adventure
catwoman | bullitt
green lantern | 2001: a space odyssey
green lantern corps | forbidden planet
aquaman | free willy
harley quinn | jailhouse rock
justice league dark | beetlejuice
grayson | enter the dragon
sinestro | westworld
justice league united | mars attacks
the flash | north by northwest
teen titans | the lost boys
(this isn’t every single one)
Thread made by fentyheffa!
I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:
Anonymous asked:
How do u think they all reacted to finding out pieces of Tim’s year abroad?
Concept: he tells one person who tells everyone else, but it's like a game of telephone where the story changes over time
Tim, under his breath: ...so yeah, I lost my spleen and blew up the League of Assassins.
Cassandra: *nods*
[later]
Stephanie, gasping: No way! He sold his spleen to the League of Assassins?!?
Cassandra: *nods*
[later]
Stephanie: *whispers to Barbara*
Barbara: Moldy blue cheese in a pasta salad. No wonder he seemed so out of it.
[later]
Barbara: *whispers*
Duke: That doesn't sound like him. I'm gonna ask Jason to see if he knows.
[later]
Duke: Apparently Tim spent a year in a treehouse writing classic rock ballads.
Jason: That's the first time I'm hearing about this.
[later]
Dick: What were you and Duke talking about?
Jason: Nothing much, just how Tim went off the grid to live like a caveman for a year.
Dick: He what now—
[later]
Damian: I overheard you and Todd talking about Drake's alternative lifestyle retreat.
Dick: Well, actually—
Damian: Does Father know?
Dick: I don't think so, but—
Damian: I shall inform him.
[later]
Damian: *whispers*
Bruce: Are you sure?
Damian: My intel is never wrong.
Bruce: *barges into the Batcave*
Bruce: Timothy Jackson Drake, since when did you smoke weed?!
i can't believe alfred saw this and then let dick briefly believe tim was dead
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