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not even a doctor dammit

@elinsmiles

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Internal screaming, in other words: how Jotaro kept his mental stability

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Tolkien and Lewis are both products of their times & their sexism exerts itself in different ways but my favorite is how every individual Narnia book has the same number of named female characters as the entire LOTR series combined. It’s so fucking funny.

Second place goes to Lewis being deathly allergic to the concept of girls touching a sword and Tolkien just handing one to Éowyn and telling her to go fuck up the witch king

Tolkien had less girls overall but they were uniformly more liberated bc they were all based on his wife and he drank loving-my-wife juice daily meanwhile Lewis was born again so he was only allowed to legally respect a very specific type of woman

With apologies for the poor image quality and accessibility , here is an extract from a publication called “Books, Theology and Hens: the Correspondence and Friendship between Dorothy Sayers and C.S. Lewis”. (It’s available by direct download only so you’ll have to Google the title and download the pdf if you want to read it.)

A PERSON WITH HIS LIMITATIONS

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Transcript:

First quote:

This last disagreement highlights a fact that to this point we’ve ignored: that Lewis was a man and Sayers was a woman, yet they became friends. This reality seems important to address for two reasons: (1) Lewis brings up the difficulties of male-female friendships in his own writing, and (2) much discussion has occurred in recent Lewis scholarship around his attitudes toward and relationships with women. In The Four Loves, Lewis notes that because friendships arise among companions, in “most societies at most periods Friendship will be between men and men or between women and women” (72); however, he goes on to say that “where men and women work side by side, or in the mission field, or among authors and artists, such Friendship is common” (72). Thus, Lewis would have viewed his friendship with Sayers (along with his friendships with other women like Ruth Pitter and Sister Penelope) as entirely natural. As Alan Jacobs notes, “the tone he uses with female writers such as Dorothy Sayers and female scholars such as Helen Gardner and Joan Bennett is fully as respectful and serious as the tone he uses with their male counterparts, though it is sometimes a bit more courtly” (255). In spite of this, though Sayers maintained friendships with several of the Inklings, she would not have been welcomed in their weekly meetings at the pub or in Lewis’s rooms due to basic social proprieties of the day.

Second quote:

To the second point, Lewis’s attitude toward women, Sayers’s letters shed interesting light on that topic. As we noted earlier, she often recommends Lewis’s books to her friends, but these recommendations come with qualifications. Writing too Mrs. Robert Darby, for example, she states, “I do admit that he is apt to write shocking nonsense about women and marriage. (That, however, is not because he is a bad theologian but because he is a rather frightened bachelor.)” (Letter, May 31, 1948). Similarly, she writes to Barbara Reynolds about Lewis: “One just has to accept the fact that there is a complete blank in his mind where women are concerned. Charles Williams and his other married friends used to sit round him at Oxford and tell him so, but there really isn’t anything to be done about it. He is not hostile, and he does his best, and actually, for a person with his limitations I think he didn’t do too badly with the Lady in Perelandra” (December 21, 1955). Finally, we note that the author of a recent study on Lewis and gender argues that Lewis’s views on gender slowly changed over time and that the change “owed much to the intellectual and Christian ties he forged with Dorothy L. Sayers, a woman of his own class and educational background” (Van Leeuwen, 12).

Oh well done! I will reblog this accessible version.

I have loved Dorothy Sayers for a long time, but the “I do admit that he is apt to write shocking nonsense about women and marriage. (That, however, is not because he is a bad theologian but because he is a rather frightened bachelor.)” is a new delight.

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Every time I hear Eruri is called “old gay couple”, I can’t help but think about Vicious AU, where Levi and Ervin have lived together like forever (they are not as old as main characters in series though) and their young neighbour is Eren and their best female friend is Hanji. I’m pretty sure these roles feet Eruri perfectly, because of fancy clothes, attitude and shit. 

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So I saw this post and thought of shitposting an AoT version myself…

Don’t question my sanity

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februeruri

wow, the best birthday ever

also, s/o to the answer that made me decide to close replies:

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susiephone

“I’d love to stop watching TV, but you cancelled school!”

aka, YouTube series to binge when you’re stuck indoors and you’d like to learn a little something.

ART!

SCIENCE!

  • Sexplanations. One very smart lady answers all your sex ed questions. Yes, even that one.
  • Tibees. A PhD student explains physics and math… in the style of Bob Ross, baking videos, and shitposts.
  • Cool Worlds. Videos about astronomy and space and other planets, for when you want to think about how small you are.
  • Minute Physics. Complicated scientific ideas, in short, easy to digest videos.
  • SciShow: Hank Green and friends tackle serious scientific queries, like, “Why don’t we just throw trash into volcanoes?”

HISTORY!

  • Ruining History. Shane Madej infodumps about salacious periods in history that were left out of the books. People have always been weird, y’all.
  • On that note: Puppet History! It’s a new one, but it’s a lot like Ruining History, but with puppets and songs, too.
  • BuzzFeed Unsolved: True Crime. If I get mysteriously murdered with no leads, Ryan and Shane are the only people allowed to talk about it. 
  • Also Supernatural often has some interesting historical tidbits.

MISCELLANEOUS CRAP!

  • Adam Ruins Everything. One very earnest, very nerdy man annoys his friends and family by debunking common misconceptions about everything from chemistry to the TSA to the funeral industry.
  • Last Week Tonight. Comedy news program hosted by a sad British man in America. Depending on the episode, you might see him get in a jockstrap-related feud with Russel Crowe, troll the FCC with robocalls, or interview Edward Snowden. Constantly wastes HBO’s money on stupid shit. Always funny, always informative, and he hates Trump SO. GODDAMN. MUCH.
  • Defunctland. Our host Kevin gives us the rundown on theme park attractions, and sometimes whole parks, that don’t exist anymore – how they were developed, and why they ultimately shut down.
  • He also has a side-series about kids’ TV shows that don’t exist anymore.
  • And a miniseries about the works of Jim Henson.
  • Daily Moth. American news given in ASL, with full English transcripts.
  • Ali Abdaal. A Cambridge grad talks about life has a junior doctor, and how to study and work more effectively.

Feel free to add!

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PLEASE VIMES HEADCANONS PLEASE

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  • cheery accidentally called him ‘dad’ once and he replied without thinking about it and then both of them silently came to the understanding that this incident would never be mentioned again
  • he has at least one stupid tattoo he got as a stupid teenager. you know that one bit in Thud! about his hatred of Clues where he gives the example of a drunk 17-year-old getting a tattoo that makes people think he’s a sailor even though he can get seasick on pavement? there’s nothing hypothetical about that example
  • sergeant colon is the only member of the watch who knows about it because the guy practically raised him starting in his late teens
  • sybil thinks it’s cute
  • he is short. childhood malnutrition will do that to a guy. but like, REALLY short.
  • omnian vimes
  • this isn’t even a headcanon but my favorite canon detail about him is that he lines his razor up with the Hub because he believes in folk superstition that doing that keeps it sharp? I love that so much. I love him so much
  • he’s one of those people who pretty much never knows what the date is so he’s garbage at holidays and anniversaries. Sybil had to ask Sgt. Colon when his birthday was.
  • total tangent but do you ever just wonder how the FUCK Nobby ended up as the quartermaster for the army of Pseudopolis????? I can’t stop thinking about this
  • sometimes he goes to parties with Sybil and she manages to coax him out of whatever shadow he’s found to lurk in and dance with her. they’re both terrible at it and they have a great time, especially when people give them rude looks.
  • he takes advantage of the ability to see/Know Things in the dark to creep up on people and deliver one-liners at them. what’s the point of being a boogeyman to half the world if you don’t get to be Dramatique about it
  • also to sneak downstairs at night without a light and make himself the kind of sandwich that Sybil disapproves of
  • but also, Young Sam is NEVER going to be able to get away with sneaking around at night? or actually anything? can you imagine having an incredibly suspicious dad who can literally always know what you’ve done in a dark room
  • theres a 100% chance that Sam Vimes Arresting Anything is a meme on the Disc
  • so is his list of titles
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This post is a year old but it’s going around again, so I clarify: I mean ethnically Omnian, as in from Omnia, not Omnian as in a follower of the god Om. “Suffer-Not-Injustice” is the same joke about Puritan names as the Omnians’ names are, so it seems entirely plausible to me.

Also, yes, the “clues” bit was from Feet of Clay.

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so. they made a new german discowrld essentials edition, with a new covers (which is good because the old ones are real bad)

and they are these manga-like ‘build a picture’ style, which i like

but. oh my god. look at that vimes

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this isn’t samuel ‘worked the night-shift for 30 years, runs on coffee and spit, has probably not slept more than 3hours any given day’ vimes

this is the guy who played vimes in murder-mystery play, ‘inspired by real events’. hammy acting, horrible script, ‘Clues’ everywhere, heroic fightscenes, big speaches. Vimes threadened to shut the whole thing down for slander.  Sybil probably got an autograph

I’ve been staring at this post for 15 minutes and I can’t stop laughing omg omg I’m seeing stars oh no.

Sybil invited the damn company to the house for their afterparty and you know it.

the actor earnestly explains at one point the fitness routine he undertook to ‘get in character’ for the part of the ‘heroic commander’ while pointing at various melon-sized muscle groups. vimes himself is sitting there shoveling something that’s 98% grease by volume into his face and also staring balefully. he’s never done a pushup in his life. he wouldn’t know a fucking pushup if it spat on him in the street. sybil is doing her absolute best not to laugh and her best is nowhere good enough. the actor, encouraged by the (presumably) admiring male stares and flirtatious female giggles, goes on to describe his hair-care regimen.

Nooooooo oooooonnnnne stops coups like Sam Vimes

Distrusts clues like Sam Vimes

No one lives off of Klatchian brews like Sam Vimes

He’s especially good at in-VEST-igating

My what a guy, that Sam Vimes

This post got better since I saw it last night oh my gods. 

Thank you @roachpatrol I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing now.

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Sorry @roachpatrol for hijacking your post but that was just hilarious and i had to draw it….

(It’s hard to draw Vimes out of uniform! But I guess even he doesn’t wear armour 24/7…)

(Young Sam is like ‘daddy, I want an armour like that!’)

I’m sure Angua loved it too

And then she run

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OH WOW I love your Vimes! And Angua messin’ with him is beautiful. :D

why didn’t i see any of these illustrations earlier THEY’RE GREAT

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Officers of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch visit Gravity Falls.

I could spend more time getting the colour and texture right but it’s dark outside and I’m going home :)

For Oldstonefacevimes in particular.

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Long, long time ago, when certain H. Vetinari still was a reasonably poor student at Assassins’ Guild… ahem. You see what I mean))