God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT

the phone’s WHAT?

ITS

can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?

Wouldn’t recommend!

too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist

THIS IS THE BEST BIT

Me and my assigned NSA agent when a boy messages me back on tinder

I would trust him to defend my life

Requests

I need to get off my lazy ass so send me screenshots of your toon pls and thanks

love u marshall

wish me luck

Step up your game, Olive Garden.

This might be my favorite post hahaha

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

i wish the internet was still this innocent

I’m literally in tears.

Dear god