The extended Mighty Nein!!!💖💜💙💚💛

im in constant pursuit of comedy. i live for jokes. if i die it better be funny

I just want a girl’s heart to go ‘yeehaw!’ when she thinks about me

what does this say

i cant read cursive handwriting

bitch me neither thats why i asked

Next year, we will be able to say we live in the twenties and if the economy is good, the roaring twenties

we are all rowdy theatre kids in god’s denny’s when you really think about it

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

iPhone needs a feature where an incoming call doesn’t take up the whole screen so you can do other things while you ignoring a phone call.

Stop scrolling for a second

Here’s a bumblebee’s butt

Have a nice day

Little bumblebum

If Glee was still airing they would’ve done an episode where Kurt becomes a Drag Queen but gets rejected from RuPaul’s Drag Race so they cheer him up by doing a mash-up of Purse First and Thank U, Next

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

save the chubby unicorns

The most precious thing in my life is Chris Hemsworth smile

realizing ur post has a typo after a lot people are already reblogging it 

i love myself but i dont love me back

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard