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Hi! It's probably more clear to have it all bullet-pointed here, so here we go:

My name is Eli! That could change and my username will change as such
I'm 21 years old
I'm queer and nonbinary!
My pronouns are they/them and xe/xem/xeir
My header is the pride flags I identify with! It's polyamorous, nonbinary, and lesbian
I have undiagnosed ADHD and autism. If you want to talk to me about it or discuss your own experiences, feel free to drop by my asks or messages!!
Also an osdd-1b with a system of 16 if you include myself! Too many to list everyone here, but there's more info to be found here (a brief intro post)
Here's the link to the picrew in my pfp
Some tags you might want to blacklist: #long post , #picrew , #tag games, and #tw bad brain day

I think that's everything lmao but yea. Good vibes gang

#intro post #introducing myself #blog rules #nonbinary #trans nonbinary #good vibes #lgbt+#neopronouns #lesbian #osdd 1b #systemblr

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Oh so those rainbow dolls are EXPENSIVE expensive

#why are we looking at £20-£40 per box pf 1 doll with excessories #*accessories wtf misspelling was that

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Oh so those rainbow dolls are EXPENSIVE expensive

#why are we looking at £20-£40 per box pf 1 doll with excessories #*accessories wtf misspelling was that

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Im dressed like a queer icon again hehehe

#its the full length skirt #a tucked in sweater #cowboy boots and a tote bag #with space buns and gummy bear earrings to match :)

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:((

#once again preaching to everyone to not work hospitality during school holidays #fuck this and fuck these entitled miserable customers

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Well now i dont fucking want to watch heartstopper because its all been spoiled for me anyways.

#it came out fucking yesterday #not everyone has the time to watch it all so quickly #and not to sound like an old crone but why are the kids not putting spoiler warnings on stuff like that #same for good omens. have i even attempted to watch any of it? no. because i already fucking know what happens in it.

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If i just dunk my hands in hot water, will they dissolve and then form back together correctly when i take them back out

#trying to factory reset these fuckers because ow #i have a sink. i have epsom salts. i think it could work :)#i dont have the luxury of hogging the one bathroom in the house of a family of four tho #but ill try it for as long as i can

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BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BENNIE ANTHEJETS 🗣🗣🗣

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PRESS YOUR SPACE FACE CLOSE TO MINE LOVE

FREAK OUT IN A MOONAGE DAYDREAM OOOO YEAHHHH

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SHES MY WOMAN OF GOLD, SHES NOT VERY OLD, AND I DONT MEAN TO BE BOLD BUT-AH MAY I HOLD YOUR HAND

WELL SHE AINT NO WITCH, AND I LOVE THE WAY SHE TWITCH, UH HUH

IM A LABOURER OF LOVE, IN MY PERSIAN GLOVES, UH HUH

WELL SHES FASTER THAN MOST, AND SHE LIVES ON THE COAST, UH HUH

IM HER TWO-PENNY PRINCE AND I GIVE HER HOT LOVE, UH HUH, TAKE IT OUT ON ME MAMA

#LA LA LA LALALALA #LAAAAAA LA LA LALA LALA

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Tell me why im looking up our big three and this site is telling me that we were due a therapist from day one

#posts by iris #(gemini star sign / virgo rising / sagittarius moon)#but its saying that having two mercury signs indicates ocd tendencies and that there's no harm in seeking a therapist to soothe that combo #i knew my mother was behind my mental health all along /hj

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Nvm day ruined, joint pain is back

#in my 'gonna need a hip replacement by 30' era #because OW #i can feel it starting up in my knees again. which fucking suck because i hate having to tape them up before walking around #bc while the joint pain eases up the tape starts pinching my skin and that hurts too :') theres no winning

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BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BENNIE ANTHEJETS 🗣🗣🗣

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PRESS YOUR SPACE FACE CLOSE TO MINE LOVE

FREAK OUT IN A MOONAGE DAYDREAM OOOO YEAHHHH

#BADA BADA BADA BADA BAADAA BADA BADA BADA BADA BAADAA 🗣🗣#(im introducing myself to glam rock and im having a great time)

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BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BENNIE ANTHEJETS 🗣🗣🗣

#SHES GOT ELECTRIC BOOTS!! A MOHAIR SUIT!! YOU KNOW I READ IT IN A MAGAZI-INEEEEEE #OH NO BA BA BA BA BA BA BENNIE AND THE JETS

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BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BENNIE ANTHEJETS 🗣🗣🗣

#SHES GOT ELECTRIC BOOTS!! A MOHAIR SUIT!! YOU KNOW I READ IT IN A MAGAZI-INEEEEEE #OH NO BA BA BA BA BA BA BENNIE AND THE JETS

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BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BENNIE ANTHEJETS 🗣🗣🗣

#SHES GOT ELECTRIC BOOTS!! A MOHAIR SUIT!! YOU KNOW I READ IT IN A MAGAZI-INEEEEEE #OH NO BA BA BA BA BA BA BENNIE AND THE JETS

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I finished episode 5 of Killing Eve, and ive got my suspicions on Carolyn 🤔

#there's definitely something going on i just dont know quite what #but i feel smart for figuring it out from all the way back here #(literally all i know about the future of the show is that eve and villainelle kiss i think?? no plot stuff)#thank you fandom for the lack of spoils ily mwah mwah

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Does no one own a fucking clock in this neighbourhood?? Who tf is sawing something right now

#its barely 9am

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Do wlws see Killing Eve like how mlms see Hannibal?

#/genq #bc killing eve is such a fascinatingly obscene little show?? and god it makes villainelle soso hot #is that how mlms see hannibal (both the show and the character?)#im gonna be honest ive not watched hannibal. its not my thing. i dont see the appeal #but killing eve?? yes. a thousand times yes

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My friends: youre having a bad pain day, call out of work

My brain: we're having a bad pain day, we should call out of work

Me: what if i went to work 🤩early🤩

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"At least the leg pain will ease up when i walk around" what if it Actually Got Worse

#i think its more the ibuprofen fading out but :')))))) mmm #the limp from my knee and ankle is hurting my hip #only three hours left after break tho :) i will power on

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avengers-rule103

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i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant

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My friends: youre having a bad pain day, call out of work

My brain: we're having a bad pain day, we should call out of work

Me: what if i went to work 🤩early🤩

#its such a late shift and im so bored #and i know at least the leg pain will ease up when i start walking about #and theres nothing to do at home so i might as well just start walking to work now??#(its also too late to call out without being reprimanded for giving too short of a notice)#(and aside from feeling funky after taking ibuprofen on a near empty stomach im basically fine)