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Space Jam (1996)

He was “rock hard”...

someone sent me this and i just wanna say pull the trigger piglet

concerns of men while dating: she likes lana del rey and astrology

concerns of women while dating: domestic violence is the leading cause of injury in women aged 15-44

tag yourself im the emotionally unstable girls 

im all of them

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All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece.

Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:

And I worried myself sick over naming my art. This is so liberating.

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

that was so intense

where is her oscar I’m shaken

@a-gay-wreaking-havoc

my favorite photos of all time.

Boobs don’t even matter ladies, it’s what’s under them, your lungs are important, cause we blazing mad weed over here and you need to keep up.

This is the only sex gif I’ll ever reblog. Why? Because it’s raw. It’s emotional. It’s not the stuff you see in porn. This is real. This is what real sex is like between two people who are in love. This is beautiful. This is the kind of stuff the media needs to be showing.

Don’t be afraid to be “too much.” Call me 5 times a day because you wanna hear my voice or something came up and you wanna tell me immediately. Text me 12 times in a row when I don’t answer fast enough. Leave me cute texts when you can’t sleep. Hold my hand. Everywhere. Sit really close to me on the couch. Keep your hand on my thigh. Always have a part of you touching a part of me. Tell me you love me every hour I don’t care I want to be smothered in love holy fuck life is too short to hold back.

Illustrator Jimmy Craig’s ‘They Can Talk’ series is a popular collection of comics that imagine what animals might say if they could talk. Source Source 2

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

I love abandoned ruins so much

the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic

so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Rb for that art doe

me while wearing a watch: go ahead. Ask me what time it is