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honestly if we found out vampires were real and living among us, how would you genuinely react?
[image description: a tweet from Turnt Grandpa (@/Turnt_Grandpa) that has been obviously edited to read, “I live in fear that some vampire will bite me who lives at 822 58th St, Apt 2 on the 4th floor, keeps door unlocked cant miss it” /end id]
sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up
It's cynically ironic how trans people are on the one hand expected to trace their transness back to their childhood in order to be taken seriously, while we're on the other hand repeatedly told that children are supposedly "too young" to think about such matters.
everyone be so proud of me i perused through the notes of a post by a trans person and didnt lose hours of my time hate reading the blog of some transphobe who commented on their post because when i was about to do that i closed the notes tab and kept scrolling. mood #intact. the sun is shining and it is not necessary for me to know what those people are blogging about. godspeed
tumblr when i make a post with a readmore at the beginning of the post, you can assume it's because i want the entire post under a readmore. we have an edit button and i would fix it if that wasnt the case. instead i have to keep editing posts to add in the readmore that i know i put there because in its infinite wisdom you shit ass bug filled website just removes it!!!!
True and sincere answer to all of the people who ask, "I have just seen X animal, what does this mean?":
Rejoice, my friend, for this is a most auspicious sign! You have received one of the greatest blessings known to human kind: you live in a world full of creatures! Take comfort and enjoy this divine blessing.
Oh shit, you saw the robin circle? That's not good.
"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.
please elaborate in tags :)
does anyone have any recs for country songs (preferably ones on the more upbeat side but if it's more somber and you still think it's good tell me anyway). am throwing together a summer country playlist and i want more variety. also i am not that strict on what i qualify as country for my purposes it's more about the vibes. like it doesnt need to be florida georgia line lvl but it should make you wanna roll the windows down and cruise
hello this is so random but a few weeks ago (? i think? something like that) you posted a spotify link to louisiana by reyna roberts & though by the time i listened to it the post had vanished down my dash i wanted to say thanks for posting it because it's a really good song and i put it on my summer playlist <3
YOURE WELCOME I ❤️ MUSIC
people should appreciate how hard it is committing to a bit that nobody really cares about
sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
my favourite thing about before and after transition photos is the "before" photo feels like emotionally washed out even if the subject is doing the photo smile you can feel the discomfort through the image versus the "after" photo where they look like the sun is shining, birds are singing, the world is so beautiful and it's wonderful to be alive. life is worth living!!! & it's worth living because we get to be transgender. love you all <3 <3 <3
Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.
Link will be in the reblog!
Amazing news!! They reached their goal of 100,000 USD! There is now a second goal of 250,000 USD! Remember, this is 373 games, assets, and comics for a minimum of 8 USD- a bundle of items which would normally be ~1,667 USD! Let's reach that second goal as quickly as we reached the first goal!
Fantastic news!!! The 250,000 USD goal has been met, and there is now a third goal of 500,000 USD! The deadline has also been extended, and as of the time I'm writing this update, there is 13 more days to reach their newest goal!
The money raised so far has already been incredible. Let's maintain this energy and continue to provide support for the PCRF!
if you say "as one does" after any phrase nobody's allowed to think you're weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy
i was gonna add something like "so i was *extremely violent/grotesque/unusual thing*, as one does" and then i stopped because i realized the george costanza nature of this post.
"it's like an instant bypass, jerry. nobody can say you're strange anymore when you pull that bad boy out"
"an instant bypass."
"yes. and i use it to escape social accountability. as one does."
