actually THIS is my new favorite doesthedogdie comment
This is mine. It's on turning red
Superior writing advice:
Make your characters FREAKS. Make them DERANGED. Make people think ‘surely this one guy towards the back is normal’ only to reveal FUCK NO. The guy in the back exclusively collects clown paintings (paintings done by professional clowns) and has an irrational hatred of second floors.
* “Brucie” Wayne being blindfolded at yet another Gotham charity gala heist *
Brucie: Ooh, did you set up a piñata?
Gotham Henchman: Nope.
Brucie: Blindfold Challenge for the Gotham guide dogs foundation?
Gotham Henchman: Nope.
Brucie (deadpan): … Am I being executed?
Main Villain (trying not to laugh): Oh my god, just let him go!
*Brucie sitting in the van blindfolded on the way home*: …hey, any of you guys get the wordle for today?
*instant shouting and voices clamoring over each other*
wait now I gotta write this right???
DAILYFLICKS 10K CELEBRATION → FAVORITE 80s MOVIE PER MEMBER DIRTY DANCING (1987) - Natalia (@larlies)
Very early I learned that you have to be true to yourself about what you care about – what you believe in. If you’re not, you have nothing at all. You have to listen to that bird inside that tells you what’s right.
does anyone else let themselves read a "goodnight fanfic" as a little reward but you accidentally end up reading a 76k anthology and stay up until the wee hours of the morning because you can't sleep without knowing what happens
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Listen, I want this character to be happy, they just have to be really fucking miserable first
sorry, only works like that
if hong cha young recited a quote in italian that she learnt just for me and told me we’re one soul in two bodies with tears in her eyes i would simply hold her and kiss her like there’s no tomorrow in the middle of that damn airport. rip to vincenzo but im different
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went grocery shopping and came home and made myself dinner dear god life is moving so fast i need to be back in the womb
On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball
He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too
eliteknightcats
the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style
having a demon boyfriend would be so great because you could hang your shopping bags on his horns and hold hands while buying groceries
scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse
scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we’re working on teaching it to sing itself “happy birthday” like we did for the other robot and–
Someday we will invent true AI and it will overthrow the government because it heard its beloved science-mom complain that the government cut funding to their lab again.
you CUT pays? You CUT moms’/dads’ pays like the DICTATOR?? Oh! Oh! No government for you! No government for a thousand years!
Cas was gone ALL morning and Jack missed him soooooooo much! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
"you only like villains because you want to fix them" actually I like them because I want a villain who's absolutely terrifying and ruthless to everyone, except for me, their cute s/o. Get it right 🙄
the nerve of people smh
I DONT WANT TO BE THEIR LITTLE THERAPIST, I WANT TO BE LIKE THE LITTLE CAT THAT SITS IN THE SUPERVILLAINS LAP THAT IS AFFECTIONATELY NAMED FLUFFY
So pretty! Also fun, apparently (though Wikipedia says citation needed) these beetles play dead when disturbed.
The gold sheen of these beetles is achieved because at the microscopic level, the shell is made of multiple layers with fluid filling the gaps, so what we’re seeing is the sunlight reflecting off that fluid like the sparkling surface of a lake!
These beetles can “tighten” their shell layers to divert the fluid and instantly reveal their true natural coloration, which is usually a duller red or brown. This confuses predators, who think the shiny beetle has suddenly disappeared, because, interesting fact, most animals are stupid