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your streamer gave me brainrot

@elephabant / elephabant.tumblr.com

hello, and welcome to my tumblr aka the archive of all my past and present hyperfixations and ~all that jazz~| you can call me banana lol | boober since 2020 | | cbeeduo in gay love | swiftie | i would die for luz noceda | she/her | intp | lmk if you need me to tag any triggers! i'll try my best to remember but i'm not perfect | trying to work on a better tagging system but for now it's basically nonexistent sorry | pfp is an extremely fungible token by bennie bunfox
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hey king just wanted to thank you for consistently visiting Michael way back because you emotionally prepared me for the QSMP

No problem I love how Quackity has just used how everyone gets attached to pets in minecraft but upped the steaks by giving them PERSONALITIES and FEELINGS like that guy just wants you to suffer and it’s very amusing to me

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people can't talk to me about lord of the rings because as soon as they mention gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black night benito mussolini and the blue meany

would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written

For the record, this is runner:

Not at all what I thought it would be.

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Exactly what I thought it would be.

Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!

It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.

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A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

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hi!! this is a blue crush lemonade from a restaurant called Sugar Mama’s in Baltimore, Maryland, for anyone wondering!!!! support Black-owned businesses!

*drinks the support black owned businesses juice*

nbtual-moving

having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual

nbtual-moving

ok new ask game what mutual am i

can we all agree that being overdressed is a myth made up by boring stuffy people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to have fun

conversely, can we all agree that being underdressed is a myth made up by stuffy classist people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to be comfortable or happy

holy shit