uugh- she's literally meee
[i'm a cat person]
[booba small]
This sounds scary, but then you remember that Mae has a 0/4 win-loss ratio and has been chased out of China, India, China again, and Japan with her tails figuratively between her legs
she’s just gonna get hospitalized with covid and cry about how she was totally gonna take over all of Asia this time for real definitely
“Going 0 for 4” is a pretty optimistic way to describe causing chaos and misery for like 3000 years across three different countries, every time achieving power and prestige until finally exposed, and three times getting away and doing it again. Even after they finally killed her Japan was plunged into a civil war.
I need to sleep immediately but first
Make this break containment.
Oh yes, this needs to break containment.
Generally speaking, the Kaga Emblems have extremely obvious bad guys. Almost too obvious, in some cases. The thing I find notable about them, though, is that they always make this throughline clear. Actions can be both unforgivable and understandable. Even justified, sometimes. Just because words and diplomacy have failed doesn't mean that it's acceptable to treat your enemies as subhuman, even if they treat you that way.
Anyway I think it's neat.
im reading this manga abt this divorced woman who falls in love with her neighbor and i really love the artists style because the way the artist draws her makes it apparent that theres not only something deeply wrong with her but it veers into looking like a horror manga at points
this lady has a schoolgirl crush and is a total crybaby and she looks like a creature from a junji ito manga
Kind of a milf reblog
my liege im sorry to intrude without setting an appointment but. you know the peasant we were set to torture with the thing that stretches prisoners out by their arms and legs? yeah so like one of our torturers didn't seem to notice that the ropes that were tied around his ankles were old and worn. and yeah so basically sire, we were cranking that thing like crazy and the bottom ropes snapped and he was sent flying over the castle walls and now he's free again. yes sire just like the rubber frog toys we bought you.
Since, in true Celtic fashion, I’m gonna start saying “it’s too hot” today, here’s the perfect poll…
Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I’m curious and need to know I’m not suffering alone
Peggy. I could not help but overhear via the listening devices I installed in your home that Hank is now streaming on Twitch.
Dale, for once your lack of regard for our boundaries has saved me some effort. He insists his grill streams will promote propane awareness but he has gone too far.
Oh, I don't know Peggy, he seems to really be having fun with it! Plus the cat ear headphones are kinda cute.
The what.
Bahaha Hank out here shillin propane like a gotdang egirl talk about them propane emoji hotdog water somethin else man I tell ya hwhat. can't gotdang hear him over streamlabs noise goin pew pew pew talkin bout donatin bits n shit man, pogchamps in the chat and dogs on the grill, real piece of work man.
Hank, you have got to stop this! Think of your family!
Peggy, I can't end the stream now, I'm getting "Pogs in the chat." That means people think propane is cool!
I got this, Peggy.
Hank, have you heard of something called "Rule 34?"
BWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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It's very strange to me that people think hell and heaven are separable concepts in Christianity, and the idea that Hitler is receiving infinite bliss and has been since he shot himself is somehow better than the idea of hell.
if you were a prisoner in a great nomadic warlord's retinue, possibly a noble or princept taken in a raid on your small nation's capital, and you had yet to come to a mutual trust with said warlord, proving your worth through your understanding of many languages, or the movement of the stars perhaps, and the warlord was in the longhouse of her rival (keeping you on display at her side like a trophy perhaps) with whom peace negotiations were foundering and you saw, maybe naively, a way to broker a truce (you might even have assumed that the warlord was unintelligent, or brutish, just because safeguarding her people has made her tough; because she does not have the education a supposedly civilized girl like you has, she can't have a proper grasp of politics) and you ventured an opinion, and well, let's say the warlord was, for the sake of introducing some zoological spice to our tale, a mousegirl, she would cuff you with one mighty paw and say "you squeak when squoken to"